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The shaft's a little skinny... And how do you get the head of that thing in? And what's all the spotting on the head, anyway?

As no doubt you've checked, the Dragonfly is a half rope, and as such would not be beefy enough for "full-on" technical climbing. However, as many have already noted, when the grade eases and the consequences of falling are reduced, it would make an adequate choice for what you intend to do with it, and it can be quickly doubled up for short serious leads. Putzl Dragonfly rope

you're kidding, right?

as long as you don't use the same screw cap she won't.

Does that matter? Ask Bill Clinton...

If I got an intern, then I would be posting from home. ...or the Benton County Justice Center (depending upon her age, of course).

Oh baby, WC. Oh baby, that's some sexy shizzle there. Oh yeah, baby's got back.

It's a real office, actually. With a real door. And a real window. And I only have to worry about cleaning the underside of the desk.

Mebbe he should cash in some of those Publisher's Clearinghouse checks he's got lying around in his van, eh?

Well, now it's only 6.5 hours, as I've spent the last hour and a half spraying here with you!

Getting back to work now, sir.

Only 7 more to go for me!

I'm really surprised no one's played off of this line yet. WAKE UP YOU PEOPLE!!!1

Hey, it's not degradation. It's ogling, fantisizing, and typing with one hand. Not that there's anything wrong with that...

That is too funny. Cruise "gettin' the juice" from Big Baloo

I think Adam and Jamie busted that one.

and teasy

where was it? got a link?

I don't recall the news item, but from the looks of FM's avatar, she sure looks like she took a big dive. I mean, shit, she completely disappears from view!

as in, your intellect? or your propensity for drink?

...but not ginormous. please tell me you're not ginormous.

Olllllgaaaaaaaa... Olllllgaaaaaa, where arrrrrrrrrrrrrrre youuuuuuuuu???

Avoid the Middle East and the 'stans... those countries change names every few months so your atlas will be useless in that regard.

Ah! someone taking it off the board and goin' mobile. I see now. Sorry, I'm not getting a lot of exercise lately, so I need to jump to a conclusion every now and again to try and stay fit.

You bet. They get a lot of practice... as in, the real deal.