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NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!1

"But if... she... weighs... the same as a duck..." "Yes, go on." "She's made of wood." "Goooooood! And therefore...?" "A witch!" Buuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrn her!!!1 goddammit, porter!

Churches, gravy, and very small rocks, of course Given my autosig, I am required to respond, "A duck!"

Absolutely! The organic farm is way better than Foster Farms. The hens here are great. And at the other place there was a huge jersey giant that used to kick my ass. Here, I've made top rooster and now I'm in charge. Run into any bad ass drakes lately...? Listen, buddy. That was a sneak attack, and I obviously got the better of him when it was all over. Looked to me like Mr. Drake handed your ass to you for 15 seconds, then a 10 second stare-down contest, then a single peck on the head ("Take that, duck!"), more stare-down, then you turned your back on him. I'd hardly call that "getting the better of him" in the end. Hmmmmmmmm, BBQ chicken of Peking Beijing Duck for dinner...???

Absolutely! The organic farm is way better than Foster Farms. The hens here are great. And at the other place there was a huge jersey giant that used to kick my ass. Here, I've made top rooster and now I'm in charge. Run into any bad ass drakes lately...?

But it's all for the glory of the motherland! Surely sacrifices must be made. At least these kids get their mugs on TV, unlike the opening ceremonies singer.

Who was it that wrote here about his trip up Rainier's DC and he ran into some old dude who wanted to "tag along" because the old dude's partners had abandoned him because he was too slow. The old guy's mantra was "slow and steady", that story was a riot!

So can your average doofus (like me) take a ride in that thing? That would be really cool...

I get it now. But I guess I just missed out on the trend. That's just like me, day late and a dollar short...

As most people who get on Stuart for their first time, you were indeed sandbagged. Welcome to the Unplanned Bivy Club! Glad you had a nice time.

Sobo will be camped along the SF Clearwater River somewhere near the stone for the week of 8/19 through 8/25, and would be willing to entertain various climbing partners for romps on the fine granite of Lightning Dome during that week. I will have a “base camp” of sorts set up with all the cooking gear, fuel, utensils, and other necessities of life for the duration. Ya’ll are welcome to stop on in and I’ll either drink with you, climb with you, or both. However, be warned that I won’t drink with you before climbing, unless it’s the night before climbing. RSVP here or you can PM me if you think you’ll be passing through, as I’d like a general idea of when to be around camp to meet up with you. I usually set up camp (for free) at Meadow Creek CG (at MP 17.0) or at another free spot that Ken (112) found at MP 14.5 or so. Both have shitters, tables, and fire rings. Water is available at other pay-to-stay CGs in the area, or just pump from the creek. I look pretty much like this guy here, and drive this POS 2-door Exploder (WA tag 956-THI), so if you see this rig around, I can’t be too far away. If you’re not familiar with Lightning Dome on the SF Clearwater, these pics will clue you in. All photo descriptions are in my gallery. So give me a shout and sign up for some fun in the sun in I-dee-ho next week and help to make my vacation a stellar one to remember! Oh, and if you have a #5 and/or #6 Camalot, bring it along! It'll get used, trust me...

:beer splatters on monitor: Oh, the mental images that presents... "Breathe, honey! Breathe!" or... "You want an epidural for that?"

Naah, she was too busy "reporting" and wouldn't get off the damn phone.

Naaahh, he berated Boukreev for going out w/o oxygen to drag back three of four wannabe stiffs. Then he went to bed...

Alright, Kurt. Mebbe some other time then. Where ya headed? BTW, scott, I'm headed to the fridge right now...

You sure about that? Absolutely? "It'll be fun..."

3:07 here. It's Tuesday, so I'll start in about another hour or so. Gotta get some things sewed up here this week before I hit it, as I'm going on vaca next week, and don't wanna have that monkey hanging on my neck while I'm gone. So, who here wants to meet me for granitic slabbage at SF Clearwater next week? Anyone? Base camp will be well-stocked for the week...

Reminds me of the time I was drinking underage and the cop had me pour out almost a case of beer. He didn't give me an MIP, but it was just torture! That happened to me at my university. I refused to watch the graphic violence associated with this vile exhibition of alcohol abuse. I took the $25 fine instead. That happened to me at Daytona Beach. I didn't have the $25, so I spent 3 days in their free boarding house.

Does your friend climb at all? Were it me, I woulda just taken the damn thing home. "Whaddaya mean, "stealing"? You crackas wanted me to cut it up into tiny pieces. Fuck that, I'm gonna actually use the fucker!"

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

Also known as browncapping, as in, the wave is about to break. ASSID RAIN Shitting in mid-rappel. am familiar with that concept...

Also known as browncapping, as in, the wave is about to break.

true dat

Join hands in a circle and sing "Give Peace a Chance"?

You don't like Cajun blackened cooking? Naw, I like Cajun cookin' jus' fine. But I wasn't looking for that today. I'm thinkin' ribs, mebbe...