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Interesting show. I learned three new things: 1. Child labor laws are much softer in B.C. 2. Dru is really Don Serl's son (so easy to see now) 3. Canadian accents get annoying after 15 minute Besides those startling realisations I had a great time although I was a little spooked being surrounded by all those Canuks. The pub was fun to spray and be sprayed upon, but damnit what kind of bar doesn't serve pitchers and no PBR!!! Fuck! I asked the bartender what the cheapest beer was and he said they were all the same. That made Don Serl use the "F" word. Anyway, after Dru left w/o saying goodbye, Jordop, Don, and I took care of the place. I bet they still haven't got the poutine off the ceiling!

Who's going where? Looks like rain is everywhere, taking over the world. As for me, I have no fuckin' clue.

quote: Bigger than Layton's by quite a bit ????. Did I fall somewhere.????

So it was all an Acid flashback when I was rained off Sprinbok? I'm not doing a new route up there, so there's no reason not to share the info.

See, it's right where I said it was! Share the wealth Mattp!!!

Too bad Necronomicon is gone. Anyway, I don't climb with him anymore. I climb with...er..Nostradamus. Yeah. Anyway, we're all going to die sooner or later. Might as well keep our sense of humor. I at least, have never taken anyone or anything very seriously on this site (or in the ballots). Keep bickering, it's fucking funny. If you are taking this shit seriously, look at yourselves in the mirror and say, "I'm getting worked up over a bulliten board on the internet". I'll keep it going... Uh... ...I'm right and you all suck! There! How do you like me now, bitch?!!! hahaha. BRING BACK POLISH BOB!!!

Dear God, Please let us sorry-ass punks who decided that our lives are worhtless without killer ice in the mountains have the best season ever with everything in from this weekend until the middle of june. I have contacted you competition, who informed me that we could strike up a deal. I am writting to ask you for a similar bargin...Necromicon's soul in exchange for my request. Thanks, Mike

Even after many many many failed journeys into that range (my backyard) I still love the Twin Sisters range. (but I still hate the approach). The W.Ridge of the N.Twin is like a Soul Enima when city life drags you down. Speaking of which, I once got a ride up the road inside a port-a-potty!

quote: For what it's worth, Jim Nelson had trouble finding Cinderella a few years ago, and even more trouble getting out of the woods. Well that makes me feel good at least! I think they filmed the Blair Witch Project up there. [ 11-06-2002, 12:20 PM: Message edited by: michael_layton ]

Nice job guys! The 2nd hand beta I recieved was that it was guided 2 summers ago and was easy and short. Guess you can't believe everything you hear! That route looks awesome! Did you camp or go car to car...how long does it take to reach the route from the car??

...or the stuff you read here!

...or things you read here!

...or crap you read here!

I crumple my maps up to make things steeper.

There nothing as misinforming as talking to someone at an outdoor gear shop.

Necro and I went up to do one of the routes on the NW face of Colfax. There is some ice, but definitely not in, and concidering the rock, this route needs to be in to be in. Maybe in the spring? Next fall if there's more snow it should be good. Baker was so dry it was unbelievable. Capt.Caveman provided a social relief at the high camp as he smoked out Necronomicon. On the way down I slipped on a streambed above Heliotrope ridge and went for a fucking ride! I stopped fifty feet short of my death (just before a major drop off over rocks). I almost puked. The meat on my lower palm got ripped open and I spent this morning at the walk-in clinic. $105 for a band aid!!! Dru, go do the N.Face of Lincoln Pk. I'll watch.

Story on West Nile Virus Pretty poorly written article. I'll give a beer to the first one of us to contract it next summer. My guess being Climzalot, or Jay Hack.

Got an advanced teleplay of the next episode of "Will & Grace" did ya Jordan? Does the gang go shopping later? Or was that the alternate ending to the episode when Webster burns the house down(that cute little bastard!) Send that to Jason Martin, he's a playwright as well as a guidebook author. Maybe it can go broadway.

Erik, I just puked from the ride in your topic back hole/vortex. I finally got free!

Plus it's wicked chilly out.

Just so you know, I've recently abandoned my homemade GU (brownrice sryup w/hershey's sryup). I'm starting to get the gag reflex...kinda like one too many bowls of instant oatmeal (I'm gonna puke thinking about that). I tried making the real GU...totally horribly foul, and adding more vitamins, etc. to the brown rice sryup (blech!). I've been using hammergel now. It comes in a huge bottle (24 oz) and cost between $14-17. It also comes w/a free 4oz flask. At least it's cheaper than gu or cliffshot and tastes way better than my homemade horrorshow. I just eat a multivitamin for breakfast and dinner now. If I go do the Emporer Face or Checz-Direct I will be the first to buy actual Gu. [ 10-31-2002, 11:21 AM: Message edited by: michael_layton ]

Bring some smokes and smutt and keep em in your front seat or on the dashboard for the roadblock/check. The little dudes w/M16 are about 16 (must be why it's called the M16) and they'll hassle you a lot less w/some porn and smokes. I'm totally serious. Check out the Boojum forest, San Ignacio, and the Catavina boulderfield. Trippy!

Film stolen? How convienent. FA my ass, you and Don went whoring downtown didn't you.

Dru, Put up some paper plates around Chilliwack and vicintiy. That's the desired method of communication around there isn't it? Did you call the police on your paper cup and string?

Visualized on the routes I want to do this winter, then rolled around in a big pile of guidebooks, snakes, feces, and self-photos of Marky Mark (twight). Ate entire block of cheese afterwards. Then I earned my Redwings.