layton

Damnit Snowboy. You've deleted some of the Best pics on this site. WTF are you trying to do??? Why don't you create a non-climbing picture forum on the gallery? Oh, wait. Everything is climbing related. You should at least have re-routed them the way you described above. That really sux dude

Is there good climbing in Trustafaria? Is that near Krygizstan? Those chicks are HAWT!

Where's the F.A. you're talking about? Let's go do it soon. I can't go to AK, I already committed to a helicopter this summer.

I'm going next year. Banff sounds tooo good right now. Just when I thought I was sick of the canadian rockies... Thank you for the Cody Beta. Hopefully it'll turn up in next years search. Sounds f%$ing awesome. I'll definately have to check it out. Got work to do up north though. Rat, don't wory. Blood will be spilt. Are we gonna race each other to get to the climbs again? I'll beat your ass. Necro, see you in a few. I'll give a TR while I'm up there

Lost: My girlfriend When: While I was away climbing all the time Last Seen: Big empty space in my heart No questions asked. These are very very very very hard to come by so I won't beat the utter crap out of you. (I tried to put my green electrical tape on her, but I think a ring was what would've stayed on longer. Does Metolius sell something like this, I've seen other girls with those things on). Too bad, I miss her. She's saved my ass many more times than even my yellow alien has!

For christmass I want a "giff" of the fluffy cloud from the "Rejected" film/cartoon peeing blood out of his ass for my avatar.

and I need to change my stupid stupid avatar pic..... PM me with a winner. my location has to go too...

7 years of undergrad and ONE QUARTER OF CHIROPRACTIC school done!!!! Only 11 more quarters to go I'm pretty f#$%ing drunk right now I'm going to celebrate this occasion by tieing woven dinosaur remains onto my waist and inserting slivers of steel into crystalized pieces of slowly moving water molecules for da next 3 weeks

danka

shit, a shovel works better than most tools in AK "ice"

done and done.

Thinking of going there instead of Banff. I already did a search. So what's good? How are the approaches? Bunkhouse the place to stay? Local tidbits? Thank you, Mike

stole that one from the article in the current Onion newspaper on where to buy your child's gift.

dude, gimme a buzz if your're going in there.

Someone post some photos of Oregon/S.WA Ice. It's really hard to get excited w/o photographic evidence. Like that ice hose on da sisters, or the stuff near rainier or wherever. Everyone else posts ice pics. Come on!

Yeah, you're a doody doody poo poo head. DoctorB. Don't forget to take a big stinky shit on the next higher ledge.

Yeah, it's hard being in school in PDX and playing goalie for da Blackhawks, but my heart's in chicago.

I found this in an old bag of valentine's candy (attached)

Here's another I spotted in Yosemite on Ron Kauk's car

California is cool with more letters on plates as long as it has something good to say about me.

Spotted in California (file attached)

"Contrary to popular belief, both Dragon's Lair and Space Ace did contain diagonal movements. In some cases, these movements were simply the combination of two acceptable moves, while in other cases the diagonal move was distinct (for example, during the whirlpool segment, moving to the right or left is acceptable, moving diagonal up-right or up-left is acceptable, but simply moving up results in death). In all cases, the diagonal moves were optional, and there was always a 4-way alternative. The '91 re-release of Space Ace contained some diagonal moves that were required." Shit, if I only knew that back then.

don't forget that "stregnth" doesn't mean gaining weight. For most of us, we can do as many sessions in the gym as we want, and not hypertophy an ounce. So it doesn't hurt EVER to be stronger unless you're the type that balloon up like Hans and Franz. I've always been strong for my weight, but couldn't hold onto to the rock on lots o' climbs. Turns out my intrinsic hand muscles (esp my opponens pollicus) were weak. Try grip stregnth training without involvement of your forearms for that added ooomph.

maybe the Rockies is done with you? so wtf are you gonna do all winter?