AlpineK

Sparky I just sink to a level you can handle. I don't think you could understand higher mathematics or tree biology. I'm sure you could give a class in self pleasure though.

So did anyone who walked into Second Ascent and looked at the slide show schedule.

I hear the boys at MM call him, "the Fowl." [ 03-19-2002: Message edited by: AlpineK ]

I sure hope she didn't see anything crass. She is a lady of refined taste.

Whitey is good... Freshiez rule.

Tell your friend to stop doing that right now. The wire will cut through your slings and you will die. Also it is a lot easier to clip a piece of pro with a biner than to tie a knot. If your friend wants to be a sucker you can't stop him, but don't you do it. Tell him to stop being so cheap.

I will say this. I've known a couple good hunters, and they knew a lot about nature and the animals they hunted. Living in the big city, I think most of us think of hunters as beer swilling idiots, and there are plenty of those. A good hunter isn't quite like the stereotype. Us white folks have really changed the environment in America. To a point that someone needs to hunt.

I've never heard of it. Is it some kind of eco challenge thing?

maybe Sparky = Biff

quote: Originally posted by Sparky: No, the best way to go through life is marginally literate, opinionated and probably single, you idiot. Smoke outside. Sounds like you're describing yourself Sparky [ 03-18-2002: Message edited by: AlpineK ]

This weekend ruled. Sat: Skied some nice pow on Nason ridge and started drinking about 12:30. We then went back to Rat's house in Nazi-land and waited for our buddys to show up and bring our buddy the bachelor to party. The saturday evening party was kind of lame. The only highlight was the porn vidio staring Dick Nasty. Sun:St. Patty's day, we started the day off right by drinking half a bottle of Irish whiskey and most of a bottle of Tequila. Our friend the guide had his helper scouting out the weather in Vantage. When the reports came back of good weather, we headed out to Vantage and the Feathers. True to Tippy Turtle Club style we spent the afternoon climbing, drinking, and being obnoxious. Later on the way to scout out our camp site I ran into Ray and said hi. Being Sunday night, we had our pick of campsites. Also since there were about 4 tree guy we had a huge pile of firewood. Soon we had a 4' tall pile of wood torching. Evening events included our buddy the guide jumping over the bonfire and twisting his ankle. Rat and I got into an arguement about jackets. I was wearing a Carhart coat my ex boss, the Nazi, gave me and Rat was wearing a North Face coat. We resolved the issue by both burning our jackets on the bonfire. There was some more bonfire jumping in which Gator burned holes in his jacket, and then Gator and Rat drove down the old highway to cross the Columbia in Gator's car. Since they returned in an hour I guess they didn't. Mon:No hangovers, but the weather was cold and getting colder. We got another fire going cooked up some spam, drank some coffee and beer. We left when it started snowing. A fantastic weekend! Tippy Turtle Alpine Group Rules!!!!

quote: Originally posted by AlpineK: With your attitude Biff I would have told you to bite it. You can either ask to share or to step outside. Not both. Also calling someone an idiot and then asking them for something isn't the best way to go through life.

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quote: Originally posted by allison: Uh, actaully that was last week , it was on Phinney Ridge , and it was Icegirl who suggested it, not me. You really shouldn't sniff so much glue, not only does it seem to be damaging your memory, but you'll also ruin your skin! You are so tastefull and witty Allison. See you all at the Owl & T

Sorry Biff I never said I like Ted or what he stands for, but I do know who not to fuck with.

quote: Originally posted by Sparky: While we suck on Dubyas' dick, our civil rights shrink faster than AlpineK's dick on a 5.8 clip-up. You're kind of a funny little wanker Sparky. Of course it's hard to be a big wanker with your equipment.

I think it's kind of funny that allison will spray until someone says something that offends her and then run for the cover of being a female. I really liked what Sarah said in the pub club thread. Guys are mean pigs at times. It may not be right, but it is what it is. Now I wonder if the Mt Spears thread is an offender. Yes the thread could be viewed as degrading to woman, however is this our fault or Mrs. B's. In my oppinion Mrs. B is a smart busness woman who uses her body to make money. She's pandering to base instincts, so is it surprising when some guy expresses those base instincts. Don't get me going about Britney.

I just got back from watching the show. Nice pics and a cool movie.

Sparky = Taz hmmmm.

I try to never post anything nasty in a trip report. Sometimes I will talk trash in the trip report section; however never in real trip reports. The main page I do either, and spray I'll talk some trash.

quote: Originally posted by Al Pine: I love it.

Dude two words: Meth Lab [ 03-14-2002: Message edited by: AlpineK ]

Poor wittle Wed. That mean Trasky hurt your wittle feelings.

So I just spied a MattR on the board. Well all the Matts I've met are cool and all, but shouldn't someone stop people from selecting Matt or Matt_ as a user name?

quote: Originally posted by vegetablebelay: I'm having trouble with this post. I've read it a couple of times and I can't make sense of it. Is it just a 12:30 am thing? Acid makes you think funny, and it keeps you up late.