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Bob_Clarke

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  1. That's to funny! Should be another thread that woud open it up to the masses!. Did it at the base of Yak Crack in Vegas
  2. Couldn't get the fat ass out of bed.....Friday.
  3. I wish, I wish, I wish I could go......dammit
  4. Bob_Clarke

    Which Hand?

    I'm a rightie - but I deadly left hand in basketball, and can do most things with the left hand. Except wanken off.
  5. Eugene isn't the Northwest. Eugene is my cousin.
  6. That is RAD!
  7. Bob_Clarke

    Joke

    From the files of Mike Mailway: In that matter of mothers-in-law, the China of bygone times worked this pattern: The husband's mother was in charge. The wife's mother was an outsider. Turtles see in color. If you need more water, you might try digging a coal mine. Such a mine typically produces 13 tons of water for every ton of coal. Figure a good harp will last 50 years. Q. What's the difference between "coco," "cocoa" and "coca"? A. Coco, the coconut palm. Cocoa, the chocolatey bean of the cacao tree. Coca, the cocaine shrub. Item No. 614R in our Love and War man's file folder labeled "Beginner's Luck" reads: Egyptian Pharaoh Ramses II had his own harem at age 10.
  8. Bob_Clarke

    Joke

    A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on the beat sees him, and approaches, “Can I help you, sir?” “Yesssh! Sssshomebody ssshtole my car!” the man replies. The cop asks, “Where was your car the last time you saw it?” “It wasssh at the end of thisssh key!” the man replies. About this time the cop looks down to see that the man’s penis is hanging out of his fly for all the world to see. He asks the man, “Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?” The man looks down woefully and without missing a beat, moans “Ohhh, God...they got my girlfriend too!”
  9. hmmmmmm good question sno boi
  10. Is Daisy a hottie?or just a skank? I've never met any of these people from here.
  11. CAT FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Will you two brawl like the hot new Miller Lite commercial???? I'd pay to see it. page top
  12. Bob_Clarke

    BLING BLING

    LeBron James is going to eaten alive in the NBA - He's showing off way to much and they'll expose his weaknesses, like have NO jumper what so ever and the big guys can't wait to drill him for being so brash so young. Being a star in the NBA from high school is an anomely, tall the guys who've been drafted over the past few years are still sitting the pine. Only Amare Stoudemire has a real game. LeBron is going to make some serious cash but a star...unlikely.
  13. Trask - for just being a dickhead Any uptight anti bolt wussies. Oh yeah RuMr.
  14. You're right JK! I'm blowing off the rest of the day. Going for a run then workout at the plastic palace. Laytah
  15. Minx your question would be great for KVI AM 570. Do you ever listen to them? I don't listen, although I bent an ear their way after the Govenor's speech the other day. I too was wondering about this question and I'm interested in the answer. Locke wants to honor the pay raises but he doesn't want to raise taxes in order to do that, for that he should get some respect.
  16. Thought you were working? What happened?
  17. Everone loves to watch. Gawd I'm bored at work today.....
  18. Thanks for the tip plexus - I'll be sure to give those routes a run, I enjoy cheek clenching climbs.
  19. Can I watch Muffy?
  20. Q: What's the best thing about being a man? A: One Mood - all the time!
  21. I think she secretly likes being flamed. Like a good crack on the _ _ _.
  22. I'd like to punch that b*tch in the face.
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