No. 13 Baby

Its funny because its true . . . hey, wait a minute!

Ya gotta love how chickenhawks think obsequious military ass-kissing somehow makes them less asinine.

The closest the sitting president came to being a lawyer was applying to law school -- to avoid serving in Vietnam. He was denied admission. Sure sucks when you're not a legacy.

can we instead make tasteless black jokes? Apparently tasteless Chelsea Clinton jokes are permissible, as long as you are a man of character.

My friends, even the Fox Propaganda Network laughed at the cranky old man this time. 3aMDJP4VxY4

If Cindy McSame has one more facelift she'll have a beard.

I'm sure a certain Senator from Idaho is grateful for a legitimate excuse for another trip to the Mpls airport.

Are you trying to tell me the NHL still exists?

Ironically, there is an entire chapter devoted to this concept in The Chickenhawk Manifesto.

Battle cry of the chickenhawk!

You're kidding, right? Clinton's approval rating at the end of his presidency was 66%. If he had run for a third term he would have been re-elected in a landslide.

And when it rains? Fuck off you little tool. Call your wife for a ride home yet, Nancy?

And when it rains?

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Homeboy did better pretending to have me on ignore. Still mad we didn't get one of Sen Craig's internships, are we?

Poor little neocon boy gets so excited over blowjobs and perjury, he missed the point that William Jefferson Clinton hasn't been in office since January 2000.

God Bless Michelle LaVaughn Robinson Obama for scaring the daylights out of the Angry White Man!

Wish you and your type would have taken this advice in 2000, since we've had to hear "But... but... Clinton got a blowjob!" for nearly a decade now.

Baldwin is a dilettante compared to conservative poster-boy Ted Nugent, who successfully avoided vietnam . . . "I got 30 days' notice of the physical. I ceased cleansing my body. Two weeks before the test I stopped eating food with nutritional value. A week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. My pants got crusted up." . . . and 20 years later he turned into one of the nation's most vocal chickenhawks!

2000 and 2004: 2008:

During the Sunday, May 25 St. Paul Saints baseball game, the first 2,500 fans in attendance will receive a bobblefoot. The design is a bathroom stall, with a foot that peaks out of the bottom and "taps" up and down. The day coincides with National Tap Dance Day. Minneapolis Star Tribune