No. 13 Baby

"The race card" is white folks whining when they have nothing substantive to say. I didn't expect McCain to fall back on this so early. The sight of Obama speaking before 200,000 American-flag-waving Euros last week while McCain met with 7 old ladies at a Safeway in Des Moines must've been too much to bear.

Not tonight, 5K. Gotta give the ol' liver a reprieve sometime, ya know... Damn. I live vicariously through your bacchanalian indulgences. Surely you mean Bacchanalian, princess.

it's the other way around. you're not much better though, stalker #2.

The best bike "awareness" I see is cyclists who keep up with traffic and show drivers that if they cycled they could go just as fast or faster on a bike, in any conditions, and look like you're having fun. Also, it is fun to flex for them and show them they can replace cellulite with finally chiseled muscles. You show off your internet-honed forearms at traffic lights?

You gots to dig on The Master of the Telecaster.

Cervelo? You wear bib shorts with the suspenders on the outside, don't you?

Too spacious. He's got tighter quarters planned for us: With as much enjoyment you two seem to derive from posting this kind of stuff, one might wonder whether you might be delving into your own stashes of "spank material". The chickenhawKKK's calling card.

I ride the I90 trail Not raining today, Princess?

Still no sexy times in the kkk household, I see.

More bad news for the GOP? Fox will simply identify him as Ted Stevens (D-AK).

. . . except when it rains, right homie?

The car was just hugging the cyclists the dude ran over before trying to drive away.

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C'mon, we all know there's no way a paranoid egomaniac can stop himself from reading.

This pretty much disproves even the fair weather bike commuter posturing.

I think KKK would be much happier living in Bakersfield.

So its just whining for whining's sake. I dig.

I thought the KKK guy was a hardcore bike commuter. This much whining must mean you anticipate pussying out on a lot of rainy days there, macho man!

I'm sure there's something funnier than fox "news" reporting on questionable journalistic standards -- but I'll be damned if I can think of anything.

Hey knock it off with the Coulter pics, or KKK won't ever get home this weekend.

"You only post in spray . . . waaaahhhhhh!" KKK, your ride is here!

KKK is the Larry Craig of cc.com -- the joke writes itself.