OK seriously. As an MSU graduate I would do pull ups on tools off of my bed loft in South Hedges. For food, I can tell you to avoid the swag and go to Hannon - the food and view are much better there. To get stronger, avoid the on campus gym because it sucks ass. Instead go to Spire, it'll get you in ice shape real quick. And finally, if you want advice for ice climbing, go to Northern Lights, the guys there (Greg, Pete, Loren, etc..)are super chill and know their s**t. Don't ask for ice advice on this site when you have a resource like that. I miss Bozangeles!