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I installed carbon rods on swivels to the bed posts, with matching carbon steel rings on my Carhartt PJs. She just tack welds me in every night.

Yer always wearin those hot pants lookin for romance but you know when I'm around you haven't got a chance

One of the few mistakes I never make. Smart man. I also never understand what is going on inside a guy's head. Well, almost never. We're bred for perpetual violent warfare of clashing wills and missunderstanding. It's just the way the world is. There's no other way.

I hear the clueless twit makes an excellent game bird. Although it is slow moving, smells like a fresh cat turd marinating in its own juices, and has a monotonous song, it's ubiquity makes for a plentiful, if unsatisfying, bounty.

One of the few mistakes I never make.

Hey, OLY, yon'tcha put on doaz red hotpants and git yo ass down to da corner liquor store n git us some Champale.

Not drop the baby on the belayer, for starters.

I have the exact same problem bathing my black mamba.

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or "IITLTSISJ?"

I could get you Ti replacements for a reasonable fee.

This should worry me how, exactly? Not you, us: the end of discount shopping.

I found that tossing the cat into class 5 whitewater does the job without any hassle. If it comes out, it comes out clean.

You know, clams have the same kind of special interest group.

If he was not interrogated at the same time, no.

If only we could harness the energy of pure feline hate after such a process to power our cars and heat our homes.

Don't bother asking to use mine. My cat turbine's out. No hot water.

Have a waffle and take a shower.

Cat turbines, spiders, the CIA...all three spin.

How does one keep spiders out of the bath, anyway?

Suuuureee ya did.

More like a staff infection.

Da Baby Jebus is waiting for you with open arms.

Dont you first have to be with a man to get preggers? We can be replaced by a turkey baster. Or, in a case such as yours, an eye dropper.