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Very good news.

Another excuse?

They kept driving? Perfectly logical. What's worse than being hit by a cow? Being hit by more than one....

I'm more excited about a near term Rapture than any Christian, let me tell you.

I was Evil Dead Jesus II, with chain saw and sawed off double barrel handy in case a ran into any Christians.

Lawyer jokes aside, it seems like these Pakistani barristers have twice the balls of the average, just-give-access-to-plentiful-cheap-shit-and-you-can-do-whatever-else-you-feel-like American.

Ooo! Thtop it! That's a HORRIBLE photo of pretty lil' me!

"I'm stayin. I'm finishing my coffee."

Might as well be twins.

Near Uluru, Australia: A carload of aborigines driving on the gravel shoulder on what I thought at first were four flat tires. I learned later that when a tire blows out, they cut off the tread, leaving only the sidewall to support the weight of the car. It's illegal to drive on the road that way, so they just drive the shoulder. Similarly, aboriginies in those parts often bust all their car windows out to improve ventilation as well.

America! Fuck yeah!

gonna save the mutherfuckin world, yeah!

Our support of this regime gets more interesting by the hour: Constitution suspended in Pakistan

Saw it last night. Not bad. Kind of long, kind of Spielbergish. Decent cinematography. Story line: Everybody loves Chris, who's pissed at his parents, then he dies. Basically, a renter, IMO.

Midnight groupies, googling, googling.

The opening sequence of Jackass I.

I also lost a tool from a holster once. Gotta clip em in.

Cyclists can legally ride on sidewalks. They are also not legally required to use hand signals, nor are they required to dismount while using crosswalks. Our favorite 'libertarian' speaks out in favor of more regulation and taxation.

The uncontrollable glee of watching others march off to war for the homeland.

KKK on March 20, 2003:

I'm barbequing chicken on my heating grates right now!

Lightin off dinosaur farts at 66,000 BTU per hour over here!

I've got my own Santa Anna now!

Burn, California, burn!