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It's too bad the Spartans didn't follow a suicide cult. Then '300' might never have been made.

Bored suburbanites fantasizing about chat roomies fantasizing about their pregnant wives. Eeeeeeeewwwww.

The main falls is a gusher, but there are some climbs to the right. Danielpatricksmith and I did a short pitch this morning. Interesting climbing: everything from cottage cheese, to mixed to brittle icicles. 2 V threads about 2/3 of the way up. Leadable (take everything from 22s to stubbies), and hey, not a very long drive. Left side of the falls looks too thin and chandeliered to take pro. The trail is very well beaten in.

"Hey, like, Amber? Did we, like, get any orders in, like, Octooober? I mean, if, like, you don't know, it's all good."

300 sucked Trojan horse cock. I wanted everyone to die within the first 5 minutes.

Use the "I", not "You" word. But you might be tapping a night stick or similar bludgeoning tool against your palm while you do.

It has started.

The tragedy of addiction.

Very cool.

Sprinkle a few 'douchebag's in there and you're in for a pretty spicey Saturday night.

You got somethin' against douchebags of color?

"I feel like I'm on the defensive when I hear that phrase. I'd like not to be, so I'd like you to not use it anymore." Done.

Who said anything about your wife?

Your bedroom window.

"We have tried to be clear about who we are and what we do but apparently we have failed" Considering how verbose the home page is, I'd say this is the most accurate statement Twight's come up with so far. Some people go for the urban samurai shit. Some just train properly and try to have fun doing it. The best competitive athletes I've known subscribe to the latter philosophy.

Sorry. No royalties.

My right hand gave my left hand twenty bucks so half of me could go on a spending spree.

The below panoramic in a small print version will be available at the Issaquah Krispy Kream gift shop, just beneath the Donut Hole-ders , starting next week:

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It must be amatroll hour.

The bromance continues.... A video would be better.

So, Miguelito, here's what we got so far: Pullup contest with ref to ensure no swinging, full arm extension, and chin clearance. Is leg piking allowed? Gotta be specific here. You get to strap 45 lbs to your waste, I mean waist. Then we go pullup for pullup. Mano a guano. Loser buys the beer. Only I don't drink beer anymore, so you have to buy me a car.

Nobody asked you, Leather Nazi. Now, back to establishing pullup rules of engagement....

What are you, like, 10 years old or something? Better start gathering up that 45 pounds, brothah.