tvashtarkatena

It's hard to express myself in song with this choker on.

I never realized the Cossacks had the autosexual ghey thing going on.

I like what this avatar does for my circulation in the shower.

Feeringz....woah, woah, wo-oah, feeringz....

If you're going to sit around in warm weather watching something so crushingly boring that you want to cut your own head off with the dull side of a plastic butter knife, why make it a whole day instead of a couple of hours?

I've been wanting to meet real people, but I'm afraid.... ....to be hurt.... ....emotionally. People can be so unfeeling.... ....and stupid.

I of course would never punch you. I enjoy reading your banter. And yes…..I will hold you…..close…..real close! Yes, but will you suckle me?

I love everywhere. Should I live there?

It's my boobs. I'm ashamed of them. There, I said it. Hold me, Kevbone.

Muffy, I'm just an avatar, and this is on line pretend time. Until that unlikely, life-changing moment when you accept Tvash into your heart as your Personal Savior, you need not even think about justifying anything to me. CHHAAA you better be at my personal pubclub at the end of march. we are going rollerskating if porter can find us a rink that serves beer. if you are not there i will be forever pissed and hate you til the end of time Sorry, my policy is to never actually meet other Sprayers in person.

I am a FREAK, and I'm a Californian, and I talk to people in movie lines all the time. So you've been to LA and SF: never spring skied the Eastern Sierra, never climbed Cali granite, never been to the desert, northern coast, Marble Mountains, Trinity Alps, Mt. Shasta, etc etc etc, but you pronounce the entire state as suckage? OK Muffy. You're the expert.

Muffy, I'm just an avatar, and this is on line pretend time. Until that unlikely, life-changing moment when you accept Tvash into your heart as your Personal Savior, you need not even think about justifying anything to me.

....then quickly dive behind a blast wall.

Cali's the shit, bitch. Best spring skiing on the planet, best granite, best looking devotchkas, best climate, best food, and people who will fucking talk to you when standing in a movie line. Any numbnuts who says Cali sucks has never been there.

I can't say that I'm jealous, since I'm very happy with my wife and I think I'm actually more attracted to her as time goes on but - I will say that it looks like you've snagged yourself a pretty, fit, and athletic gal that looks like she climbs as well, so you are a lucky man for sure. Now - what I would propose is this: show her this post. If she laughs and gives you a punch in the arm, then it's clear that you've won the equivalent of the chick lottery, and you should propose immediately.... They're already engaged, so 'secretly' posting a semi nude of his betrothed is all downside risk...for him, that is. I would guess that most of the rest of us are all for it, however.

I'm sorry. I don't have a wider angle lens than this.

This will probably be one of the worst avi weekends in Washington history.

About 75% of your fitness is genetic, 25% is training. Women, on average, perform athletically at a 10% lower level then men due to physiological differnences between the sexes. - from "Training for Speed and Endurance" (Reaburn & Jenkins)

Can you help me find mine so I can fuck it?

Oh, and Tony, watch out for people with little to no substantial experience who seem to be more than a little willing to give you copious amounts of negative feedback regarding your plans. If you get the feeling that there's a school marm in the room, you can be assured that they don't really climb. And be sure to check the WA state avalanche forecast before you go. Have fun.

Got you all hot and bothered, didn't she?

Hehe. She said "Clitvote" I like her, but then again I like people who are a bit off.

The guy gives the appearance of being really naive. If he really knows what he's getting in to, and is prepared to hunker down for several days in a snow cave, well, hey, all the more power to him. A cornucopia of sage advice from a guy who's barely out of the Mounties Climbing course himself. I love this site. Choose your weather window carefully Tony and have fun.

Young, old, middle aged...in the winter of my incontinence I'll fuck anything I can catch. Which isn't much.

He's pretty good looking though, isn't he? 40ish, I believe.