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yeah...but judging from his pic...he's really really fat...I'm not sure i can get enough weight on to get up to his tubby self... You're not backpedaling from our pullup contest, are you? I love's me a good pullup contest. Better'n short ribs n' fatback.

Ah, shut up, you Christian moron. So how much do YOU weigh, Miguelito?

Woah, a BACKPEDALING Hard Plastic Man! I haven't been to either Index or Mt. Si for a good long while. Vantage will be good soon, too. You can practice your big wall haul systems on me. Drop me an invite for your next outing. Pullup contest included. We'll need a ref to ensure that good form is observed, of course.

OK. We should bet a lot of money, first, though. Then I'll tell you how much I weigh.

Are you a real live Hard Plastic Man? Could you autograph my Pranas?

How do we know that Jesus was Jewish? He lived at home til he was 33, He worked for his father, and his mother thought he was the Son of God.

You better stop spraying and start doing those pullups, Butter Boy.

lose some weight and you might be able to. You can do it. I'll loan you extra long tools to make up for, you know, your congenital shortcomings. And hey, it's winter. Get with the program.

To proving that life happened spontaneously with no intelligent force behind it? No, proving that life can happen without God. Just like religion.

An ice climb? OK.

You're a lot fatter than me.

Cry of the persecuted.

Hey, I'm also very concerned about the Royals....

A lotta wives and husbands leave after the kids are gone without prior notice. Statistically, it'll likely happen to some of you fine people. That's just one of many ways to do it.

Contrast this unhappy union with Erica Jong's....

Prost!

What's the farthest you've ever been tossed?

Well said. When a woman wants 50% of a man, she oughtta be able ta say "I want a midget".

Sounds like you have quite a chip on your shoulder about women. Oh yeah? It sounds like you BOTH have chips on your shoulders. Cn I hav 1? I'm kinda hungry.

Prost!

Perhaps they're hanging from his truck's hitch.

From a newbie ice climber: I use laser sonics, and like them. I find the BD flip out handles difficult to manipulate with gloves, but then again I haven't placed very many. The few Grivel 360s I've placed seem to go in very quickly, but two of them worked their way out of my ice clipper on a single pitch once and wound up at the base. Presumably their long, funky hangers had something to do with it. Racking: I've started using 6 ice flutes (3 per side) on my harness, and that seems to be fast, easy, and flexible, even with big gloves. It also keeps the screws from banging on and dulling each other, or catching on things. I've got an ice clipper on either side, just forward of the ice flutes, that I carry more screws on. Personally, I find unclipping screws from ice clippers awkward. I've been carrying quick draws on the forward gear loops, but I'm going to try moving them to the aft gear loops and/or shoulder slings so they don't interfere with the screw hangers.

I don't know any men with this problem. Satisfying a woman in bed is usually pretty straightforward. After a little time and experimentation, most men seem to get it right. The idea that men "worry about not measuring up" about it is probably an outdated myth. Satisfying a woman out of bed however? A bit tougher. As for this woman denying her husband sex? I'd say it's an act of consideration.

One step closer...

I'm anti-snaffle.