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Very cool.

Sprinkle a few 'douchebag's in there and you're in for a pretty spicey Saturday night.

You got somethin' against douchebags of color?

"I feel like I'm on the defensive when I hear that phrase. I'd like not to be, so I'd like you to not use it anymore." Done.

Who said anything about your wife?

Your bedroom window.

"We have tried to be clear about who we are and what we do but apparently we have failed" Considering how verbose the home page is, I'd say this is the most accurate statement Twight's come up with so far. Some people go for the urban samurai shit. Some just train properly and try to have fun doing it. The best competitive athletes I've known subscribe to the latter philosophy.

Sorry. No royalties.

My right hand gave my left hand twenty bucks so half of me could go on a spending spree.

The below panoramic in a small print version will be available at the Issaquah Krispy Kream gift shop, just beneath the Donut Hole-ders , starting next week:

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It must be amatroll hour.

The bromance continues.... A video would be better.

So, Miguelito, here's what we got so far: Pullup contest with ref to ensure no swinging, full arm extension, and chin clearance. Is leg piking allowed? Gotta be specific here. You get to strap 45 lbs to your waste, I mean waist. Then we go pullup for pullup. Mano a guano. Loser buys the beer. Only I don't drink beer anymore, so you have to buy me a car.

Nobody asked you, Leather Nazi. Now, back to establishing pullup rules of engagement....

What are you, like, 10 years old or something? Better start gathering up that 45 pounds, brothah.

yeah...but judging from his pic...he's really really fat...I'm not sure i can get enough weight on to get up to his tubby self... You're not backpedaling from our pullup contest, are you? I love's me a good pullup contest. Better'n short ribs n' fatback.

Ah, shut up, you Christian moron. So how much do YOU weigh, Miguelito?

Woah, a BACKPEDALING Hard Plastic Man! I haven't been to either Index or Mt. Si for a good long while. Vantage will be good soon, too. You can practice your big wall haul systems on me. Drop me an invite for your next outing. Pullup contest included. We'll need a ref to ensure that good form is observed, of course.

OK. We should bet a lot of money, first, though. Then I'll tell you how much I weigh.

Are you a real live Hard Plastic Man? Could you autograph my Pranas?

How do we know that Jesus was Jewish? He lived at home til he was 33, He worked for his father, and his mother thought he was the Son of God.

You better stop spraying and start doing those pullups, Butter Boy.

lose some weight and you might be able to. You can do it. I'll loan you extra long tools to make up for, you know, your congenital shortcomings. And hey, it's winter. Get with the program.

To proving that life happened spontaneously with no intelligent force behind it? No, proving that life can happen without God. Just like religion.