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In the Sprayverse, not being funny is the lowest of crimes.

Somewhere on this giant mudball roam two children with midieval monikers, planning their all day assault on Father's blunted senses.

I think I just jumped a shark.

Um, there's a difference between an attempt at humor and something that's actually funny. If you actually find any of Don's posts funny, Bill, well...that makes two of you. I'm sorry.

Bud.

End of story.

Period.

Ever.

So simple you'll never guess it.

The BOFA is a monument to improvised home furnishing practicality.

Why? You're just not funny. At all. You're like a one note pop song from the 80s, (Midnight on the Oasis, perhaps?) played over and over and over.... I don't know how you somehow misconstrued this comment as an attempt at humor. It wasn't. And your professional penis length comparison attempt? Embarrassing. Like a drunk at a party who has finally managed to captured the attention of the concerned host, long after his date has already slunk off to a less painful situation.

Now is that any way to treat your own flesh and blood?

"Science is one cold, hard bitch with a 14 inch strap on."

Do you need a handbag, Kevin?

even when the folds are swollen from trying to hungrily swallow too much at once

An action so easy one may take the zipper gently in one's mouth and slowly glide it downward

Supple, well oiled leather. Cougar, I believe.

A detainee never even gets a chance to be banned.

It's the kinda bag that you just wanna slide a memory stick into.

That Fkin shitz good.

I'll be she makes you want to take a shower. Don't forget your necktie.

Perhaps you were banned because none of your shit is even remotely funny.

3/20/09 07:49 GMT API: Obama took a full 15 minutes to poo this morning. During an economic crisis. He casually read the sports pages while doing so .

THe last president we could make fun of for going to the wrong war, torturing people, and spying on us. I'm thinkin this one won't have very long legs.