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You have a television?

Peter's got all the sex appeal of a planarian. j_b's pretty much a dead planarian. Their outrage against playuhz is understandable.

I burned a Bible (OK, just Genesis) last night to get the BBQ started. Still alive. Either there's not God or I'm more powerful than It.

Fuck God versus Allah (aren't they supposed to be the same?) Bring on God versus Batman. One More Sequel

Sucks to be losers, eh boyz?

Not that I'm complaining. This shit can get pretty funny from an atheist's perspective.

15 minutes of fame is so easy nowadays.

So the guy gives a mean blow job? NTTAWWT. I've been tryin' to get on his 'climbing' calendar for months....Sumbitch is BOOKED UP.

Um...that was always the plan. It's just the most of the hoopleheads have yet to catch on.

CATO wrote a great report on the benefits of drug legalization in Portugal in '08. They're not all bad.

I think we just trashed about 3/4 of CC....

"I meditated for a month to come up with this design" - douche tattoo mantra

I'm whatever you want me to be.

so often redundant regarding the previous embarrassment

Celtic or Chinese tats

Yet another example of a dumb Konserva-Kunt rising way beyond her genetically limited pay grade.

In other words... "Why would I give myself another chance to fuck up on national television?" It's not like public speaking is part of the governor's job description or anything LOL.

Condolences to John's friends and family. Storm King, although spectacularly situated, is nonetheless one of the loosest piles of choss of the top 100s. Such an accident could have happened to any experienced climber.

Without permission from their douchebag boyfriend

And occasionally sneak a pic or two

Just the opposite, bitch. No HFCS or refined sugar for 6mos now. After 30 days I almost roundhouse kicked a Mike&Ike dispenser and feasted on the supermarket floor. You just need to come out of the closet as the full blown liberal you are. Then you'd be able to shop at Trader Joe's, and tuck into a bag of Gummy Penguins while watching the hotties fondle the organic bananas for firmness.

OK, sorry - ..well, I don't know Josh, it's nice to know that he probably doesn't look like this. or Hard to see a yamaka in the words. A lot of things are probably...hard for you. We understand.

Are those Kosher?

You need to lay off the Ho Hos and Rockstar, beyotch. De-jack it n shit.