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Next on Sarah Palin's Alaska: Drilling ANWAR with special guest star Ron Jeremy

I'm sorry you're (sp?) less fortunate, Davy boy, but you're also kinda boring. No sig or cigar. You did try hard, though.

Yup. Time to give it back.

A Reb, a Celt, and a Jew have to cross a river....

Why do I always forget you're a cracker?

I've been trolling for a new signature lately, but so far nobody's come up with even a remotely quote-worthy insult. Are you all stoned? Do you need to get stoned? Try harder.

Obama's, at best, a second string, also-ran imperialist. Still, I hope he doesn't succeed in reducing the incentives to "create jobs" by letting the Bush tax cuts expire on the wealthy LOL. Jesus, the bullshit is so fucking blatant these days its surreal. I think the South has finally won.

You got the maple leaf on the shuttle arm so you can STFU already.

Funny thing is, Palin, Gingrich et al are just punching up the site's hit rate LOL. Jebus, they probably deserve commissions.

Nothing pisses a totalitarian off more than an off-stage spotlight.

Power to the People, Yo.

Anti-Imperialist = Anti-American nowadays. Funny how the idiocracy can't seem to grasp either the truth or the irony of that equation.

Same show on Moonflower Arrete would make for a good episode.

:lmao: Hey, lard ball, tell us how smart you are again. Gosh, it's so fucking impressive! imbecility is apparent to even the most pedestrian of intellects.

flapdawgs!

If only.... I doubt most Americans would even get Twain these days, although Srewart's not doing too bad a job.

Might I suggest mortgaging your house and maxing out all your credit cards to buy more guns to keep all those plotting neighbors away from your 1980's home entertainment center.

Right.... I used to do that too, close my eyes and all my problems just disappeared. Just be careful, this technique has limited applications in reality. I'd wager that most of your problems are self created...just like America's.

Um, China's military still remains laughably tiny compared to ours...as does their military spending. Good catch on the miss-use of 'assault rifle'! Put a notch in your gun belt and be sure to tell your kids all about it!

So, could the five states of the west coast make it on their own economically? I'd wager we'd do a lot better without the Federal monkey, essentially a totalitarian entity nowadays, on our backs. A substantial national security threat would remain, though...from the remainder of our own country, and just about no where else.

Flush #2!

It's probably long past time to explicitly write our most cherished three values into our constitution.

He's the spray equivalent of a guy who sucks cock on occasion but 'sure as hell isn't gay'.

I think we all agree that we'd encourage you and you alone to start and conduct our own personal secessionist movement as long as it meant you went off, lived alone and left the rest of us normal people the fuck alone. Hey, we could have a little election right here on CC.com to confirm that you should do this. "SHOULD TRASH SECEDE FROM THE UNION AND LEAVE US all THE F* ALONE". YES OR NO The election would win in a landslide. You could lock yourself in your house and play with your dolls or whatever you do, promote yourself to Emperor of the house for life: little Napoleon or Hitler. You could sit around all day and call yourself these nasty little names like you usually do around here. They would still make you feel clever and you'd still just be a total bitch but to yourself instead of to others. You could conduct straw polls on how you are feeling or when you should go take a dump, those kind of things - or whatever. The key thing is that although you are still being a nasty little bitch like always , this time it is but to yourself and yourself alone. Woot! It certainly is the best idea you've ever had and I support it 100%. It would be awesome. Goodby! Are you and Klenke taking a creative writing course together?

Sooo....golly, guess WikiLeaks isn't an arm of the CIA after all....