tvashtarkatena

Two years of hyperinflation and we'll be BBQing the rich, not just gutting their coffers.

You know how these things work. It takes a certain amount of pain to wake the idiots up.

Then there's Mitt Romney...who looks like the early GOP darling for 2012. Go fundy or go home.

Observations, not insults, me boy. You know who to go to if you need a Care Bear, but you'll most likely receive an insult instead. I can see that you really want this, so here's my deal: If you can come up with a new sig within 24 hours of the original posting, I won't post any observations about you until 2011. Hell, Billcoe gets the same offer. After all, it's Christmas.

Keep pining and I just might give ya some lovin

Make the gays personal trainers for the Private Buttermans. Problem solved.

Next on Sarah Palin's Alaska: Drilling ANWAR with special guest star Ron Jeremy

I'm sorry you're (sp?) less fortunate, Davy boy, but you're also kinda boring. No sig or cigar. You did try hard, though.

Yup. Time to give it back.

A Reb, a Celt, and a Jew have to cross a river....

Why do I always forget you're a cracker?

I've been trolling for a new signature lately, but so far nobody's come up with even a remotely quote-worthy insult. Are you all stoned? Do you need to get stoned? Try harder.

Obama's, at best, a second string, also-ran imperialist. Still, I hope he doesn't succeed in reducing the incentives to "create jobs" by letting the Bush tax cuts expire on the wealthy LOL. Jesus, the bullshit is so fucking blatant these days its surreal. I think the South has finally won.

You got the maple leaf on the shuttle arm so you can STFU already.

Funny thing is, Palin, Gingrich et al are just punching up the site's hit rate LOL. Jebus, they probably deserve commissions.

Nothing pisses a totalitarian off more than an off-stage spotlight.

Power to the People, Yo.

Anti-Imperialist = Anti-American nowadays. Funny how the idiocracy can't seem to grasp either the truth or the irony of that equation.

Same show on Moonflower Arrete would make for a good episode.

:lmao: Hey, lard ball, tell us how smart you are again. Gosh, it's so fucking impressive! imbecility is apparent to even the most pedestrian of intellects.

flapdawgs!

If only.... I doubt most Americans would even get Twain these days, although Srewart's not doing too bad a job.

Might I suggest mortgaging your house and maxing out all your credit cards to buy more guns to keep all those plotting neighbors away from your 1980's home entertainment center.

Right.... I used to do that too, close my eyes and all my problems just disappeared. Just be careful, this technique has limited applications in reality. I'd wager that most of your problems are self created...just like America's.

Um, China's military still remains laughably tiny compared to ours...as does their military spending. Good catch on the miss-use of 'assault rifle'! Put a notch in your gun belt and be sure to tell your kids all about it!