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LULZ!

Score in both departments!

School 'T shirt' bans (same idea, different garment) are as common as dirt. The courts usually defer to the school boards, but you never know. I mean, boobies. Who doesn't like 'em?

There are those who grab life by the balls, and those who have nothing to grab.

Loogout!!!! Here cumz Prole!!!! Prole is IN THE BUILDING!!!!!

Fixed it for ya.

Did you know that missile was aimed directly at the Fasc News accounts receivable department?

What part of MOM and apple pie don't these people understand???!!!!

Tougher. Our Weed 'n Feed strategy would be useless. We'd have to gut it out Timmy Horton's by Timmy Horton's....

My buddy just removed a couple of old, half filled propane tanks from his boat.... MUST NOT....

If the big white job is a russula, it's probably a russula brevipes. Edible, but really more in the kickable category. There are some tasty russulas out there, but I haven't tried em.

Fuck that. I am not going toe to toe with my buddy Rob Maxey. That guy's been shooting stuff since he was, like, 3. You could send him out in the woods for a month with nothing but a gun and some fish hooks and the guy would come back with an even larger beer gut. We'd take the I-5 Hippy Corridor right quick - weed and flyers would be all it would take, but we'd soon get the wire brush treatment from the Stamper Family from both sides...and keeping the supply lines open between Eugene and Ashland would be interesting.

So you're fitty won, right? PLAYUH.

"It's easy to tolerate something you understand. The mark of a great society is to tolerate something you don't understand. The mark of a great people is to seek that understanding." - Aasif Mandvi, on being a Muslim in America during a time of rampant Islamophobia Major Margaret Witt was there tonight, too. She'll be rejoining her unit soon. Didn't see you in the audience, Nitrox! Woulda been a great op for an autograph....

The weekend following thanksgiving and after are open for me, BTW.

I have been hankering for it, Big Man. A man should understand not all phenomena, and that includes women, in the universe are knowable, but that truth shouldn't prevent him from appreciating those moments of pure beauty as they happen.

Good God that avatar pick is some sweet form of torture. Pure cruelty for this kennel full of wagging dicks.

I totally winged it on the russula ID. Kinda ran out of 'look it up' steam, so you may well be right. If it was a Matsutake and I missed it, I'm gonna be pissed. I didn't give it the sniff test to check. Once you smell one, you never forget.

Patton and Eisenhower also tried to chase down Pancho Villa after his raid on Columbia, TX. They were unsuccessful.

He was high pitched and whiny, wasn't he?

I think Band of Brothers should be in there somewhere. A great story arch from WTF Their Shootin At Us! to post war disillusionment. Give Patton another viewing - each opening scene is a cinematic work of art. It is dated in that the grittiness is and first person POV isn't really there, but still. Shaving's good...but I think 90% of that is the invasion scene, which is out and out brilliant.

Worked with a guy at my first job who married this chick that browbeat him into a reversal (he already had 3 kids). One of his nuts swelled up to the size of a grapefruit. Turns out she was cheating on him the whole time. Rockin' it Everett style. Double rainbow, all the way!

It's relatively simple, Off. The passing of a jet engine through the atmosphere leaves a low pressure vortex in its wake. In addition, exhaust gases from the engine rapidly cool, reducing their ability to hold water vapor. The combination of this pressure drop and rapid cooling, under the right conditions, causes water vapor to condense. The government then injects mind control chemicals into the slipstream and lots of people vote Republican.

With a dog like that, wouldn't the nutcut be redundant?

Best 3 WWII flicks: Das Boot Patton Thin Red Line