Spray Boxing 101
Jab, jab, jab...
Always and consitentematly jab, jab , jab. jabb,er. jab
Really, just go for the SPRAY z "jab"...
Example: "Oh yeah, I clipped that old pin, rusted and all. I even scrubbed it w my 'jangely stuff'."
I've hauled and eventually tested many packaged bars... Although I packed them many years past the date, I never once got sick from a stale energy bar or candy. Maybe I just got an iron gut, but I doubt many folk would be hindered by a stale, extra pre-ser-va-tised, bar of sugar and protein...
I just polished of a box of hash browns that had been in my car camping kit since the last century. The date on the box put the potatoes growing in Bush 1 years. They actually weren't bad.