WTF? Are we to believe that you're a purple, belly-slapping, bi-pedal  hippopotamus? 
I'm jus' sayin'...  
You forgot gay!  Just sayin... 
I believe you must be thinking about a certain purple dinosaur. TamaraSlade is a hippo. Different animal, so to speak. Jus' sayin'...  
Whatever, that dance move the hippo/dino-whatever is obviously GAY!   sickie Not that there is anything wrong with that...