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I'm as crooked as the next guy. Where the fuck is my bailout?

Don't worry, life is ultimately meaningless and without purpose. We're just tiny little insignifigant specs clinging to a giant mudball, twirling endlessly through the void. It'll all be over soon enough. Just enjoy the ride, and be grateful that you probably won't get what you really deserve.

Transcript Great. About time. A well written speach. Good job. This whole "not talking to Iran" thing was rediculous.

your comments are pretty fucking ignorant, but I understand since your new "god" has proven to be a sham. pretty fucking ignorant because I don't believe Jesus was born to a virgin, or that he was the son of a magical man-in-the-sky? I don't think Obama is a sham. Or a god. Where did you get that idea? As Zaphod's brain-care specialist would say, "Vell, Obama's just zis guy, you know?" Which, incidentally, is pretty much what I think of Jesus.

No, "just like Jesus" in that only ignorant people could possibly believe that either were divine. They're both better than Bush, though. Talk about a 'tard.

your messiah is a fraud OMG, just like Jesus!

Plus, I hear he's a sport climber.

Crap! I guess we better give her a bailout, then.

Source? This just happened? How big was the raise? My understanding was that the last congressional raise was in January (about $4000. My raises are bigger than that.) and that actually congress decided not to have a raise in 2010 due to the economy. Additionally, isn't there a bill on the floor to end the "automatic" cost-of-living adjustments that occur every year? I believe they also skipped raises in 2007. January is already "in" the current crisis when the "bailouts" and "stimuli" packages were being discussed. It is just as fucking unseemly for congress to take ANY raise when the economy is so f-d as it is for AIG to pay out bonus, or GM execs to fly in private jets. OK, well, first of all, January is not "the other night" and a $4000 raise is not the same as million dollar bonuses and flying in private jets. Also, it wasn't "voted for", it was an automatic cost-of-living adjustment that goes into effect every year (they voted this into law in the 90's I think). Just saying.

Source? This just happened? How big was the raise? My understanding was that the last congressional raise was in January (about $4000. My raises are bigger than that.) and that actually congress decided not to have a raise in 2010 due to the economy. Additionally, isn't there a bill on the floor to end the "automatic" cost-of-living adjustments that occur every year? I believe they also skipped raises in 2007.

well, at least that one isn't infected (that I know of). Do you have LOTS of pictures of hepatitis women in yr spankbank, or just the one? That kinda thing would sorta kill the mood, I'd think. But, different strokes for different folks.

Ugh, I watched about 15 minutes of that "who's nailin' palin" flick. TOTALLY non-hot. Bad for the boner.

Sounds like you've been talking with my ex-wife.

when I was 18 I started sleeping with a 40 year-old female coworker. Total cougar. She stalked me.

well, younger than bill at least!

Dude, Bill, yr wife is only a cougar if she's sleeping with younger men.

And that's why you're still a kid, because you don't really get it yet. You're not making decisions with an adult mind, based on a wealth of adult experience, nor are you capable of fully weighing the consequences of your actions in the same way that an adult would, because you can't at your age. You're still a kid. Sure, you've got talent and motivation, but you're not the real deal yet. "Wealth of adult experience"??? When does that arrive? When you turn 18?

Dan, an interesting question. One point to note is that I think the mounties let minors into the basic climbing course. I think they have to be 16, and their parents have to sign some form. Theoretically, couldn't you have their parents sign the same form? You're more qualified than the mountie instructors I've met.

leavenworth: left or right crack on Mountaineer's Dome, Givler's Crack (2nd pitch), Gibson's Crack, rotowall cracks, or some of the easy trad lines up at clamshell. Index: crack pitch on GNS. Also, ultrabrutal and senior citizens in outer space might be good, and are single pitch. or the 5.8 variation start to toxic shock (note: there is a 5.7 or something crack across from toxic shock called corner flash or something -- i would NOT recommend that as a first trad lead.)

Do you guys remember that Chris Farley's folgers skit?

I hear every order of a down jacket comes with a FREE SUV!

hey scott, r u still in the military? What ever happened to your "i refuse to speak negatively about the commander-in-chief" cop-out you used to use about G.W.Shrub? Or are you out now?

pfff, masturbation is a great team sport.

I'll come with my gf if he promises NOT to kiss her

(interesting link, btw)