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You wanna see MY big bro? Massive.

is that like stemming the rose?

Is that what she's calling her vagina these days? Masturbation is so pedestrian.

Damn, I'm so used to you conservatards attacking me and my man-crush! LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!1

you and Obama - cut from the same cloth ah comeon, "between two developmentally disabled children" wouldn't have been nearly as funny. Pfffffff don't be such an old man.

I should have popped a cap in your ass on the interglacier and fed you to the marmots you twat

Come on, you can do better than that

I'm OK with that. I mean, it explains why the apostles were all men. And how else do you explain the kiss Judas gave him? There is a lot of man-love going on in the bible. Clearly, Jesus thought women were "ewwwww!" But the real question is, was Jesus a top, or a bottom?

I think it's high-time somebody called the waaahhmbulance "MOM! Somebody on the internet is being mean to me!!!"

If only Palin/McCain had been elected, she would still be alive.

Actually, no. That would be funnier.

It's like watching a fist-fight between two retards.

BORING! Can you guys either STFU, or make it a bit more interesting? Damn, my kids come up with better one-liners. You guys sound like old women.

NEXT! Can I suck on her nips a little bit, though? It's comforting.

I missed the drama. What's the beef between both of you? Am I still allowed to like both of you, or do I have to pick sides? I forgot how this works

Be careful when walking that road. I think there may still be puddles left from my tears.

Shouldn't that sort of thing be kept quiet?

now why would you want to go an ruin a good thing by getting married? Sucker

I'm as crooked as the next guy. Where the fuck is my bailout?

Don't worry, life is ultimately meaningless and without purpose. We're just tiny little insignifigant specs clinging to a giant mudball, twirling endlessly through the void. It'll all be over soon enough. Just enjoy the ride, and be grateful that you probably won't get what you really deserve.

Transcript Great. About time. A well written speach. Good job. This whole "not talking to Iran" thing was rediculous.

your comments are pretty fucking ignorant, but I understand since your new "god" has proven to be a sham. pretty fucking ignorant because I don't believe Jesus was born to a virgin, or that he was the son of a magical man-in-the-sky? I don't think Obama is a sham. Or a god. Where did you get that idea? As Zaphod's brain-care specialist would say, "Vell, Obama's just zis guy, you know?" Which, incidentally, is pretty much what I think of Jesus.

No, "just like Jesus" in that only ignorant people could possibly believe that either were divine. They're both better than Bush, though. Talk about a 'tard.

your messiah is a fraud OMG, just like Jesus!