"We're going to put a huge seam in the middle of the road, running parallel to your direction of travel. We acknowledge that this WILL cause cycling crashes, but we're going to do it anyway, and we're not going to even warn you about the danger we've just created. We'll just assume that you won't be on the road on your bike, and if you are, well oh well, I hope you like a wheelchair.
And if you DO crash and get hurt, we'll make sure that we do everything possible to prevent paying restitution, including hiding accident reports from other cyclists who got hurt in the same place.
Cheers, WA DOT."