StevenSeagal

CC.Com lament: Why hasn't kevbone left?

Your Momma's SO FAT when she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts.

Your Momma's so fat she speaks in surround sound.

Your Momma's so fat her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."

Your Momma's so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

Your Momma's so fat if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it.

Your Momma's so fat she could sell shade.

Your Momma's so fat she caught that flesh-eating virus and was given 10 years to live.

Your Momma's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Your Momma's so fat when she jumped into the air she got stuck.

Your Momma's so fat her nickname is "DAAAMN!!"

Oh I'm sorry, actually here's a couple touchy feely things the liberals don't want you to know about: 1) 5 year old Iraqi boy who had arm blown off says he "can't wait" to become an American. 2) Soldier who lost legs in car bomb says "it was worth it!" 3) No one died on Tigris Avenue between Main and 1st today. 4)Violence decreasing- only 142 murders in Baghdad today, down from 156 yesterday. 5) If you count all the millions of acres of open desert in Iraq, the country actually has lower per capita murder rate than New York City.

Yeah, and if Bush controlled the media, here's all the "good news" stories we'd be reading that they've been keeping from us: ...

Your Momma's so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Your Momma's SO FAT after sex I roll over twice and I'm still on her.

Dru, Yo momma's so fat, when she puts on a red dress, everyone yells, "HEY KOOL AID!"

You need to get out Into the Sun more.

Another pearl of wisdom from the fuckin' King Village Idiot himself.

Ummm..reread the gift tag, honey. That was from moi. You can have another one. In the meantime, however, allow me: The honor is mine.

A few of the cocky people in here is my guess. Maybe so; But the difference is, many of the people here will also be there to help them, while pieces of shit like you will be there to say, "told you so", and pieces of shit like Phil will be there to be "entertained".

Geez, kevbone- you used up your 10 posts awful fast.

Molly- this is probably the most "intuitive" and insightful post you have made. I agree 100 %!

Sea chicken: You're an irrelevant assclown On Deadly Ground. You think being Under Siege has me worried?

When you're car is skidding sideways out of control, are you actively analyzing the situation? Or are you acting instinctively and going with the flow? Are you actions to avoid a horrific crash based on a premade "plan"? Your statement is a fear based approach, you strive to control the uncontrollable. Your mindset preparation leaves no room whatsoever for encountering a foreign situation- you can plan all you want for every contingincy- so what happens if the forecast calls for 4 days of sun and the storm of the century arrives on day 2? Lay down and die? Or learn as you go?

And why are you here, lardass?