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ZimZam

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  1. Beer. Helping white men dance since 1878.
  2. I like mine broiled. Preferably on a stick.
  3. I look at these photos and drool. SlobberSlobber. And my wife wonders why I want to move.
  4. That's great news dude!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! You da bomb bigety!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Denali Limit

    Day late and a short.
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    Denali Limit

    My wife found this on yahoo http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&am...nley_climbers_4
  7. Damn DeChristo your ass is old if you remember those dialouges
  8. Instead of returning to his car to get his other helmet, he have snatched a kalishnikov and sprayed the entire joint.
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    Golf

    All this talk of golf is making my putter stiff.
  10. Cool thanks Squidly.
  11. I want to see her ass Here ya go, Toast... Baby's got back. I'm gonna go smoke some grass.
  12. There is a similar fish that is invading the Mississippi River. A non native species. They escaped aquaculture farm in Louisiana. It's a nasty problem. Does the same thing though constantly jumping out of the water. Anyone know what type of fish it is. Flying snapper perhaps.
  13. Because Most of the World Now Associates the Maple Leaf With Wanker Americans Too Scared or Ashamed To Show Their True Colours And Instead Fuck Up Another Perfectly Good Flag. That's 'cause their either pussy's or loudmouths. Treat people with respect and learn the native tongue. It goes a long way, even if you are a U.S. citizen.
  14. How 'bout some candy little boy.
  15. Don't look they'll turn you into stone.
  16. ZimZam

    Colin

    You da' man! or boy-child. Congrats! You
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    Hi

    i like to snap their necks and watch them run around. I want to be a dentist.
  18. See what happens when dick's get their hands on a gun. "Hi, I'm the NRA."
  19. suck out her eyes and skull f... 'er. Taint nuttin like a lil' brain matter ta make evrithin allwhite.
  20. She gots a mighty purdy mouth, Pa'.
  21. The Universe looks out for babies,drunks, and in this case fools. He is so lucky.
  22. Stevie Wonder for referee.
  23. I think the refs totally screwed the Seahawks. Two weakass penalties on crucial plays. PissPoor Mick rocks though.
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