So, if you lost control of your motorcycle whilst speeding and crashed into a car killing the driver...if you slipped/fell while hiking and required medical assistance from SAR-Techs...if you banged your head on the ocean bottom surfing necessitating a life guard to come to your aid...
I know your hypocritical holier than thou kind Phil.
And, in nearly 40 years of motorcycling
Oh Phil, you're such a stud.