So, if you lost control of your motorcycle whilst speeding and crashed into a car killing the driver...if you slipped/fell while hiking and required medical assistance from SAR-Techs...if you banged your head on the ocean bottom surfing necessitating a life guard to come to your aid... 
  
I know your hypocritical holier than thou kind Phil.  
  
 And, in nearly 40 years of motorcycling  
Oh Phil, you're such a stud.