Choada_Boy

Eating a 13 egg omelette. Hail Oden.

McTurnerFOX.com broadcasting LIVE Press Conference with Resuce Dolphin: clickclickbrreeeee clcikbrppbleeeeclickclick neeearrrneeeeaaaarrr breeeeeeeeeeeclkclk Can anyone confrim this????

Eating a Gordito's burrito by yourself in one sitting is heroic.

Clear your mind. Do not think about Mount Hood.

I'VE BEEN LOOKING AT THIS PHOTO FOR THE LAST TEN HOURS AND IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY THE TOWLS ARE ARRANGE TO MAKE A "VEE". I THINK THIS MEANS THAT THERE IS A DOLPHIN SOMEWHERE NEAR OR MAYBE IT IS SOME SORT OF SIGNAL TO NASA INVOLVING THE SPACE SHUTTLE. DOES ANYONE HAVE NASA'S NUMBER SO I CAN CALL AND NOTIFY THEM? THANK YOU FOR POSTING THIS CHOADA. There are actually two "Consumate VEEs", the universal cartographic marks used to indicate either "PLB Equipped Road Flare Action Suit cache" or "buried treasure".

"Chinese Rescue Dolphin PLBs are permanently installed just forward of the blowhole/ping receiver/rainbow flame thrower by Bao Xishun, the World's Tallest Man to Care About Chinese Rescue Dolphin Safety."

I just The Googled the wiki entry, he's recently fallen short on the verbatim reproduction of all information from press conferences, radio tranmissions, private conversations, emails, printed and electronic media, and telepathic thought interceptions.

How about all those fat fucks who eat like shit and couldn't run a half-mile if you held a gun to their head? Is that why my insurance premiums are so high?

I have got to say, this guy knows everything about EVERYTHING. Where has he been all these years? I had NO fucking clue...

In fact, Death is FREE!!! It's Life that's so frigging expensive.

BEHOLD!!! The Mt. Hood Mark VII Action Suit!!

You know what's REALLY dangerous? Life. 100% FATAL.

When they find my dead body, I will be flipping off all of you mother fuckers with my rigor mortis frozen hand.

She should have never been allowed in that car with the papparazzi around her like that. Didn't she know they would chase her? And who paid for the clean up? They should make celebraties get papparazzi insurance.

Am I the only one to feel that this place has been invaded by Nigerian bankers?

Wow. You should get on the phone and let the SAR team know that. Constipated main character in works by Arthur Conan Doyle.

"Dear Lord, please end the holocaust that you started in Darfur."

Dolphins could search at night using their echo-location, and with their powerful reasoning and associative logic powers, they could post numerous ideas as to the minimum gear needed to survive in the mountains, how to properly perform rescues, and second guess trained rescue professionals and skilled climbers. Perfect!

I just got off the phone with the Sheriff. I know he's busy, but I told him that I think we should call in a B-52 to carpet bomb Hood with flares attached to 250 foot long red streamers. 50,000 should do the trick. If he doesn't call me back, someone please run with this idea.

OMFG. Shittiest idea yet from the other thread:

I agree. You people make me SICK.

Someone should hit the "Reset" button. Start from scratch. Forget it ever happened. Nothing to see here. Move along.

NITRO!!!

OMFG!!! I just checked out FOX's coverage. Dear Lord, save us from these hyenas!!

Jesus-H fucking Christ!! Watching CNN and reading the other thread simultaneously is giving me a Retard Headache.