Cobra_Commander

I believe your corollary is sound.

if talk minus action equals zero then talk equals action you idiot.

some idiots are going to follow the bear tracks thinking it is the dc route and wand the shit out of it.

nice quotework n00b

If that were the case there would be 4 parties rappeling on those guys right now (and it would be dark).

that post earns three westfalias with phish stickers

you just have to get high enough (literally or figuratively).

Let's make one thing CLEAR here. There's nothing wrong with telemarking, the mode of skiing (albeit extremely inefficient and completely counter to its origins today). There are plenty of badass telemarkers ripping it up in all conditions. The topic here is how lame telemarktips is. Though perhaps we might as well have a topic on how blue the sky is. I bet there's a 50 page thread on it on telemarktips.

If there is a female posting on here from Girdwood the sole woman's bathroom is empty if you need to use the facilities.

Hmm, more the look of a convicted cock-blocker.

also the rainbow is a poor representation of the visible spectrum.

the horn on that one with the "come hither" look could prove fruitful. and then catbirdseat chimes in: At this juncture I would like to note I consider the ability to walk on clouds highly improbable.

ah yes, branding. I have the subaru logo on my ass

I bet that bow gets smelly

steezus christ I can't keep up with this thread

not much but who cares? there are more pressing questions like DO I NEED ANTI-ICE TAPE or HOW DO I PRESSURE MY REAR FOOT or WHAT THE COPULATE IS A REVERSAMARK or HOW DOES YOUR GARDEN GROW?

girdwood sux unless you own an a-star. but if you did why would you be in girdwood when you could be traipsing around the wasatch dropping bombs like hiroshima.

do you think ed veisturs likes pepperoni pizza, or vegetarian? I bet he likes pepperoni but I could be convinced otherwise.

Boy it's a real pain to open the back door of my outback when my waxless xcd's are in the ski rack!!! Almost as difficult as growing blueberries in my garden! Free Tibet/Cooper Spur/Dali Lama Does anyone want to go to Meadows??? I've got the requisite hydration pack full of avy gear to make the lift rides extra memorable! Does the Volkl Gotama make for a good tele park/touring ski??????????? I weigh 240lbs so it will need to be pretty burly.

not as dangerous as the cougars haunting the bars of Goldendale.

BACK ON TASK I use a plastic shovel and active bindings when choppering around the wasatch w/ Tyson

I can hardly wait to see how the "doggles" topic progresses. that thread's got legs!

STEAKSAUCE

CODE RED I say, CODE MUTHAFUKIN RED! The Hammerhead binding now comes in BLACK! Witness the sickness!

they periodically have some video of high speed tele bump skiing cued to creed to show their bad boy side.