Cobra_Commander

yeah mtn rescue probably use lighter compasses and fit into patagonia clothing.

I climb with a cascade toboggan lashed to my back

maybe TO CLIMB ICE???

talk - hearing... sumallo equals zero gully

he has to wear two belts to keep the girls from ripping off those "pants"

Fuck yeah you sellout. I am only an ambassador of radness, inc.

it must be difficult carrying around metal album covers, and lead is poison, for sure.

stupid SAR and their rescuers who rescue no matter the danger!

I was just going by the name as a basis of radness. "Quark" is a little on the sci-fi geek side while Viper brings about images of Top Gun and buzzing the tower and whatnot. And Cobra is of course, COBRA.

I recommend wearing a fire-retardant jumpsuit w/sponsorship ala jeff gordon when you go to court.

this isn't national swine day you buffoon

Is that an ice tool or an amusement park ride?

well that goes without saying

viper

THE JUDGE RULES BACK-TO-BACK LIFE SENTENCES IN THE SHORTROPING MINES MWHAHAHA

If you see it again you should just start calling people and round up a posse. When 10 people show up with ice axes and #11 hexes they might stop.

you know, life is short and hard like a bodybuilding elf

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ah, so that's why the draws were left on 5 gallon last night, I knew someone was projecting it.

why would he go to smith when there's exit 30whatever

he's already using it on you.

I wonder if he got a lead card. What exactly does jumping off the route test?

new post: Damn I just messed up trimming my annual skins AGAIN! it's so damn complicated. I've already gone through 3 (insert dog-related beer name here) porters trying to get it right! next poster: you should get the aftermarket cnc'd skin trimmer, it makes it real smooth and it is a beautiful piece of engineering. next poster: no way I'm paying $140 for a skin trimmer next poster: $140 isn't that much for perfection. next poster: yes it is next poster: no it isn't next poster: yes it is random other poster from SLC: my friend in boulder swears by it and he rips first poster: yeah well ripping is a relative term SLC guy: no I mean this guy is really fast and his skins are perfect new poster: $140? I could by a set of pitbulls for that much dog-loving-poster: shut the copulate up about the pitbulls they are not illegal get over it. y.a. poster: copulate you pitbulls are dangerous x1 billion

well, what do you mean by severe head trauma I mean there's multiple levels of trauma like this one time on ski patrol I was in my hammerheads and I saw this kid wreck hard so I worked on getting out of my hammerheads (the new heelpiece is so copulating cool) and are you calling me reckless blahblhablhalbhaaaaaaaah.......zzzzz