Cobra_Commander

Hard to beat Smith as a climbing classroom. Everything from overbolted monstrosities to high end trad with great protection. There are many topics on how to build a rack. Try searching for trad rack or something.

Certainly. The same strategy might doom someone to a low rate of progression, unwilling to take risks to find out where their true abilities lie. But a healthy respect for falling is not a bad thing.

I've got to stop dating girls who's names end in .jpg

I plan to infiltrate with a green starbucks apron and boyish charm. Got to avoid becoming an unwitting cougee from a sneak attack though.

Looks like nothing but a good time. I wonder if you can do an evening climb to see the thing glowing.

are you guys still reproducing down there

Courtside season tix in that case look remarkably similar to a restraining order.

Didn't realize there was a pro league. If so where do I get season tickets.

Nice to do a bit of sport/TR climbing first so that you can comfortably climb steeper trad routes that are not slightly tilted parking lots - i.e. you won't become a human crayon if you fall.

screw that shit and get an MLS team in there. Unbelieveable that Seattle doesn't have MLS action yet.

you can make animated gifs with just about any image editor

if at first you don't succeed, try, try again

paging layton...mike layton to the front desk

My sincere apologies, of course your words grace the classics.

my name is Cobra Commander and I approve this trip plan. but for god's sake man, 219 degrees rather than 218 on that 3rd leg!

That rack of quickdraws on that guy's harness in the photo is pretty core. Is there some locals-only proj going on up there I don't know about?

but what do they have to say about "clown punch"? hint: it is not some refreshing beverage served in a bowl at a circus

PUT YOUR HANDS UP AND THE COPY OF PHOTOSHOP DOWN

I don't think you really want to have that information

some turds just aren't blue-baggable.

I remember Andy Hampsten punched one of them on one of the climbing legs.

as I understand it, t'aint sack, t'aint crack t'aint giney, t'aint heinie and with that I'm outta here!

was it a german photographer? Giuseppe Guerini, 1999