Cobra_Commander

I could open an airport with the number of led headlamps I own. I think that answers your question. Don't even ask how many top secret crags I am pioneering because my calculus is a little rusty.

In case you didn't realize, I'm Committed to the Core, from Bend to Baja.

More than you, bitch. the last few years have been a fucking blur of windshirts and tommy-beth-timmy-lisa-dave emails. I've talked to more ambassadors than Kofi Annan. I bet you don't even know Timmy's email address or favorite flavor of pizza.

wait til you see what we have in store for bluetooth nalgene ipod containers. it's gonna blow your fucking mind.

some baboon named cevboner or something like that. I may be taking a top security clearance position at DFA Skunkworks developing sportclimbing accessories such as laser pointers, megaphones, double stickclips, custom mega-top-ropes for "to bolt", vids of josephh pantomiming the moves to young warriors, etc.

fkna didn't think of that, thanks!

wtf are you doing on stuart? I thought August was eiger nordwand season. get out there before it falls down.

thanks, I'm fired now.

please... stop talking.

Be careful with the Renton situation. You can still climb there but there have been a few access issues. I don't think that guidebook was a good idea considering how our access could get yanked at any moment. It would be a real shame to lose such nice climbs so close to Seattle. It doesn't seem like a lot of folks are getting in there these days either.

I'm sure you left the one lonely bolt at the top of the climb. that one's not mine. Not that I've seen it with my own eyes since I've never made it up to the top. Until I got the beta, that is. Climb up the crack until you top out, it all makes sense now.

F..FRR...FRRREESSHHIIIIIEEEEEZ

Interesting that Sierra Trading Post lists one of the features as "Maximum water absorption".

SYNOPSIS... A SOLID SPRINKLING OF GNAR WITH A 10% CHANCE OF EPICOSITY

thank god I have the key beta for columbia crack, I've been projecting it for 3 seasons. I hope my draws didn't get in your way

this bag is fruitier than catbirdseat in an orchard

"I'm gonna post the shit out of this when I get back online!"

as in bathing, not golden

physics is very valuable. for instance did you know you could get a hot shower using the cold water tap, as long as your shower head was several miles up in the sky? there's a little money saving tip for you.

fairweather is a boson.

they're still up there. don't you know it's infinite?

that voice was way too low-pitched for his wife. take it up a couple octaves and add some mickey mouse inflection and you might be close. "tommy" still looks like he's about 10 years old btw.

take joseph along, he's been wanting to climb it

next person who posts to this thread gets a beatdown