Cobra_Commander

Nothing like a little feces ballistics to bring out the spray heavyweights.

that would explain the anonymous coils left on the seat in some bathrooms, but still does not resolve the "jackson pollock" on the lid.

Solid conclusions. I can only pray there was no "Zapruder film" involved in the analysis.

I have seen evidence of this before as well, yet the logistics still baffle the mind. Is the debris boomerang-shaped?

post of the day

how cute! it's like a little tree fort over there. I wonder if girls are allowed in or if the risk of cooties is just too great

Cobra Commander yields to the unprecedented spraying ability demonstrated herein.

German beer guts and speedos seem to have some odd gravitational attraction to each other near open bodies of water. This attractive force is conteracted by a strong repulsion of all objects around. In Nature, there is always balance.

Was he short roped to his seat by the usher? was the largest sized tri-cam visible?

I see this has developed nicely since I've been away. I am the walrus

If you have the mental capacity of a drunken walrus, then yes, it would appear as comedic genius. However, if you happen to have opposable thumbs and don't eat out of a trough, you would appreciate what I have been posting.

Why are you posting that in english you ingrate? The sheer number of vowels alone sours the mental palate.

Or knew the individual names and life histories of every ewok

did you lose that spreadsheet of login/passwords again?

as if you don't know that stuff anyway. but you just translated binary into hex so maybe you were busy watching the original star trek

I'd say something in cyrillic or cantonese now but I'm not worldly or smart enough.

zimas for all my friends!

Speaking in a language that maybe 2 people know or even care about on this site. How worldly of you!

what would KadskskskygygskyKskjk do?

that is when you cut your losses and sleep in the shower

touché... oh wait shit I need to think of something monolingual and myopic to say. I think you have the parody bit covered nicely. ...and it is "monolingual", rather than "monolinugal" (or is that one of those foreign language thingies I am glossing over in my cultural ignorance?) in summary, piss off.

no no this guy's legit! can't you tell by the frequent foreign language posts?

read: anxiously reloading the page

I remember that, I couldn't believe what I was seeing. Almost as bad as the infamous nipple slip from "The Battle for Greyskull" (season 2 I believe?)