Guy1: heh i met this chick online who had laser eye surgery today, she lives in California
Guy2: and?
Guy1: and there was also an earthquake in california today
check it out second girl from the right is flashing the shocka
unfortunately all of them are most likely deaf at this point what with the trumpet-playing "soldiers" directly at ear level
In other news, both sides of the aisle set aside their differences to join forces in passing a new law to...keep the name of Texas as the state's official name.