Cobra_Commander

wait, let me clear the vomit from my keyboard

an improbable scenario.

how about strawberry shortcake on meth vs. the carebears on a 12hr crack binge? I say shortcake in the 5th when the carebears start tweaking

Gobots = richard simmons of transformers

quit changing the subject with your fairy cartoons, we're talking serious robot vs. soldier shit here. almost as bad as dru this guy is.

cause you posted to it BWAHAHAHA Regarding the Constructicons: I totally agree unionized labor can be a pain, and that one guy who turns into a backhoe (I believe he is the right arm of Devastator?) is always bitching about RSI, threatening to sue. They are also decked out in a pansy neon green which pretty much negates any usefulness.

is that nsync warming up in the background

you are overlooking the dinobots. a constructicon transforms into what, a dumptruck? Intimidating! With the dinobots you get a rabid flesh-eating dinosaur. Hmm, let's see...dumptruck or a robotic iSaurus...

no dummy, you don't want chocolate sprinkles flying out of his head wound due to ^ICP, it makes a mess!

pales in comparison to my recent bout with bubonic plague after dropping the...er nevermind

you would not meet the prerequisite high score requirements on ikari warriors. Remember - up up down down left right left right b a start summit!

here's a little SAT question for you specialed is to gollum as: a) siegfreid is to roy b) mortar is to pestel c) michael jackson is to preschool recess d) f'ing all of the above

uhm, don't bother bringing a #2 pencil cause you ain't getting a partner application (the questionnaire is still scantron, right?)

STFU it might as well be a blessing from the pope (even the new guy).

UMMM, if you have ever seen GI Joe you would know full well they all had lasers. they just looked like m-16s the insectacons are a bunch of pansies. they were trying to hit on the baroness the other day and I kicked their bony asses out of the lair (again).

IF one is going to take over the world, one better show some class in the process. Evil plots are easily hatched over double machiattos pulled with 30lb tamped grinds solely from a well-loved Mazzer or Rocky, natch. As it appears you are from Portland, Oregon, one can only hope you are frequenting Stumptown, the be-all and end-all of coffee excellence.

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if by slut you mean 0.3cc of FD&C evil #1 in a test tube, then I guess you are correct.

clearly you guys have not seen SHARK WEEK on the Discovery channel. The shark will win every time, by a freak'n huge margin. Do you think that Cobra would waste time training a bunch of bears to lay waste to the masses? Laughable, and poor television to boot. Sharks are at least 100 times better for such an application, esp. when controlled by sonic vibration thingies.

what's that flowery man-purse covering up?

did you click the link in DFA's cookie jar? who me? yes you! not me! then who?

BURN HOLLYWOOD BURN (yes they prob. have multiple suvs at this point)

Poo pontifications have their own special place in my heart but I must admit they hold no candle to classical DFA monologue.

The real question is if they are still pulling shots with the la marzoccos, or if they on the superautomatic kick in the land of saud.