Cobra_Commander

Time to break out the industrial strength windshirt; it's blustery in here. The great thing about my windshirt is it is breathable enough to withstand blasts of hot air.

Moderators please do not chop this one!

oh god not this guy again.

these are rather pedestrian foods to be carrying. might I suggest a cocktail of 10 supplements before during and after the climb. bonus points if their names are long, obscure, and difficult to pronounce, and if mark twight has mentioned them.

if you have black diamond, scarpa, beal, metolius, yates, free tibet, free leonard, etc stickers on your car, you'd best keep your mouth shut on this thread. the other one I find hilarious is "live simply" on the back of any car.

actions speak louder than bumper stickers

dammit please do not bring that up.

Cobra Commander was not rejected by any college. Cobra Commander gives this thread a meager 1 star rating for excessive concentrations of lameness.

nothing says "tool" better than chestbeating about meaningless SAT scores

he probably wrote it

speaking of alien failure hoaxes, I see there's a remake of war of the worlds

Come on layton, you can't just come out and say that, you have to slip it in along with some big-name climbers' names and talk about the gear they used on routes you'll never do. Maybe some additional spray about the strain being a day hike for grannies would help your cause too. It's only 5.9, and with the right windshirt, maybe 5.8+

Well in, Roger, well in. Indeed, I blew an onsight of Sulphide Glacier because of that crap McNett seam grip. Stuff's like a boat anchor.

Is anyone else going to capitalize on this, or am I free to run with it?

is power in canada still based on waterwheels driven by maple syrup

The CBC is a great white noise generator for trying to get some sleep.

JayB: everything they do.....they do it for you.

why so harsh? is your igloo melting?

If I were Canadian I'd build a log cabin and then kill myself.

When someone is trying to destroy the world (me), unfortunately a few eggs must be broken. I also specialize in metaphor destruction.

Anyone can swear up a storm; that's not very fun to read. It takes a special talent to debate the esoterics of windshirt design and pose as the internet spokesman for famous climbers. One might even suggest that it would take two NOLS courses, prefereably taken during one's pre-pubescent years. Afterall, It's the finest mountain experience money can buy!

OMG that's right I forgot

The infomercials are just as good, they last at least 5 minutes