Greta

the average American doesn't know what the fuck Persia is, yet alone where. Sounds exotic. Something out of mythology. That's the beauty of that obfuscation. yep

What just happened?

i hear there's some good skiing and climbing in Iran And hot chicks. Seriously, some of the most beautiful women I have ever seen were Iranian. It seems like such a shame to hide all that behind a veil. You mean, Persian? Every hot Iranian chick I've met says she's from Persia. Either way, you are correct, sir

But its not somewhere else, is it

One fist sugar, one pinch salt, in a nalgene of water. Thats all you need.

Hey cuntress. Did I say I was happy with our current predicament? If you read a couple of posts ago, you might be informed. I did read your previous posts, and I am informed, if you can call it that. I am, however, having a difficult time making heads or tails of your senseless drivel. Question: why the posting rampage? You just lost your job, didnt you?

Back to your original question... "Please, I want to understand how you deal with this seemingly obvious problem? How can you run a country that you don't care about and one that your wife only just started to be proud of when her husband was running for office?" I have asked myself the same almost every day for the past 7+ years. Open your fucking face, dickeyes!

I call you a new name every time windowlicker. (see? see how i did that there? that would be classified as new material.) Try again pillow biter. (shit I did it again) assintake- your insults suck (just like your mom ) now go and lick some shmegma of the sheep scrotum. Somebody call the waaaaaaaahmulance... Somebody stole my schtik! Get over yourself. You are a bitter old puss that enjoys biting the hand that feeds you. You are similar to your country-women in that as soon as they get over here, they are so overwhelmed with the plethora of food they bloat up like dead whales on the beach. The only thing that got larger for you was your fucking mouth. Try not to use up everyone's freedom of speech bud. Save some for the rest of us. Im sorry, what the fuck did you just say? You've only been here a week, give it some time, learn from the spraymasters and STFU noob

Wow. You must have been dealing with the best of the best. DPS, if you were going get tapped, it would have happened already. For future reference to anyone else that gets a headache following a lumbar puncture, this should last a day or two, at most, and is quite common. Any longer than that, you should be requesting a blood patch. The headache is caused by your CSF continuing to leak from the hole they punched in your spine because you dont have clotting factors in your CSF, so they have to go in and patch the hole with, well, blood. Three weeks is quite scary, its amazing you didnt pick up a secondary infection.

D7 for aid

...and you notice several wee cyclists in tight spandex wedged in your grill following a trip up to bachelor. Ill be doing the bike leg, but will be sporting shorts over polypro and a wind shirt.

Some good points made by some, but after reading through this entire thread, what I cannot get out of my mind right now is what a complete fucking retard you are, Serenity! Please tell us its all a joke, we took the troll hook, line and sinker, and that you dont truly believe what you have said....please.

Who knew Conan O'brien was a cosmonaut?

Any [good] traverses in the Eagle Caps? Currently in the market for one.

Dont be a smart ass. You live in Seattle, if you dont know...

Not really, just not easily impressed. Too many wannabe's out there trying to be the "first". To the point that most of the antics are uninspiring and boring. STFU noob

You guys clearly missed the memo. Uber's the new Hella, or was, but that sux now too. Mmmkay?

I enjoy crapping into a cup, and then...

...narrowly avoiding both sticks hurtling down hill at a much higher velocity. Close.

Havocs are nice. My next set will be the verdicts, however.

Jersey bitches

baa .....

Youd better learn how to spell Albuquerque then And hey, theyve got skiing on the lee side of that there crest. Check it out!

Looks like the run-up at Donida. A real Quad burner

Either way, Arch might show up looking for some good oral