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Greta

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  1. So. If you're supposed to be some badass, why are you, like, named after a sheet of grass, man?
  2. Nice. Mistaken for a bear? Was she wearing that bright blue parka?
  3. Greta

    For Couloir

    Yes...and their source is a well-guarded secret. Kinda like you and polish bob... in the tool shed. Ooops.
  4. Whatever, dipshit
  5. Hmmm...and you're the one that missed the :pagetop:top Pot-kettle-black
  6. ...or at least to be human is not to be Kevbone or pink
  7. Ill be the first to admit that I know very little of campaign financing, but doesnt having 2/3 of your total contributions being from <$1000/person donations mean that a significant portion of your funds are from "small" donors? What is a reasonable ratio? Aren't "bundlers" just people collecting smaller donations from more people? When the funds are submitted in a bundle, are those submitting these larger bundles of funds being counted as "large" donors, and thus skewing the figures?
  8. Is there an echo in here?...in here?...in here?
  9. No climbing here. Keep moving
  10. I second the 1030 SW. Just got mine, so it hasnt been thoroughly tested yet, but the reviews have it in line with what I need- shock and water-proof. I can say the 10mp will be adequate for anything that I want to blow up and hang on the wall, and so far the pics arent as nice as my digi slr, but they look good.
  11. Clearly I hurt your feelings, ggk. Im sorry Perhaps you should spend the rest of your day in cafe sensitivo with tvash's ball sack. I admit that I am not a massage therapist, but I do find it laughable that you, the self-proclaimed expert in the area, can only put me down with childish insults, rather than really making me feel stupid by tapping into your extensive knowledge-base and doing so on an intellectual level. All you've really done is proven how little you actually know, and that you have the mind of a child.
  12. Have you ever let your girlfriend/wife shave your sack? Its particularly frightening and erotic at the same time. I "traded" with a gf one time and let me tell you, the ensuing fuck-fest was amazing! Something every dood should try at least once
  13. i call this statement a complete bullshit. first of all you don't do friction massage on healthy tissue. and yes, most of people get deep tissue massage (which btw this term means pretty much nothing), since they don't shave their bodies. i pointed out this fact to you, but somehow you have problems with understanding simple concepts. but you did an extensive research by watching a documentary....go figure. btw, since you turned this thing into name calling wankfest i must admit you are just one dumb cunt. You're such a fucking moron. A final comment and then I'm done with your dumb cunt, since you're the one that cant seem to comprehend simple concepts- It's like arguing with a fucking two year old. My original point was that it is the hair that at times creates a degree of friction (relative to smooth skin) to occur, and thus pain, when you are moving against the grain in a foot to head direction (which is best for lymph and blood flow, but you being the expert know this). I never said that friction was the goal. You have yet to make a single coherent point. You're fucking amazing. Ciao bitch.
  14. now your theory on hair and massage is a bunch of bullshit (to put it in mild terms) Don't sugar-coat it, asshole, just do your research and shut the fuck up. Most people do it now because they think it looks cool, with some accident-prone riders claiming cleaning the rash is easier. Both are true to some degree, but if you look back at the old-school elite riders, comfy massage was a big factor. If you truly want to discuss why your weekend warrior cyclists are doing it today, it's because everyone else is doing it, and they are probably a little gay. wow! aren't you an expert! I was referring to your bogus theory of hair and deep massage and the level of comfort- which is simply a complete bullshit. you see i am a massage therapist with 10 years of experience in sport and rehab work (about 25-30 1hr treatments a week for the past 8 years= roughly 10k massages). i worked in the past with some pros (like players from Oakland Raiders) and olympic athletes (members of US Ski team), as well with weekend warriors. fact of the matter is you can have a effective and good treatment with body hair- that's what biotone is for. more of the issue is long hair and neck-shoulder work, particularly implementing STR protocol. so what is your source of research?- please share, and enlighten uneducated masses (including myself)! I didnt see anywhere in your impressive resume, that I can only assume you have posted for the masses to swoon over, where you have worked with Pro cyclists. Nice use of technical lexi- also very cool. My sources include documentaries of some of the classic races such as the Paris-Roubaix, back in the day of Eddy Merccx- when the cyclist were men (shorn legs and all), and you were probably just a snot-nosed little punk. Enlightened now Bitch? Why are you such an asshole? i stand corrected- you are right. i only work in the field- you did a thorough research by watching a documentary! btw it's Baron Eddy Merckx. Arguing with you reminds me of a joke about two tampons walking on the street- which one will say hello first? Yep. And you're still an unimpressive asshole that seems to only be able to point out irrelevant details and belittle his "adversary" Nice work buddy
  15. now your theory on hair and massage is a bunch of bullshit (to put it in mild terms) Don't sugar-coat it, asshole, just do your research and shut the fuck up. Most people do it now because they think it looks cool, with some accident-prone riders claiming cleaning the rash is easier. Both are true to some degree, but if you look back at the old-school elite riders, comfy massage was a big factor. If you truly want to discuss why your weekend warrior cyclists are doing it today, it's because everyone else is doing it, and they are probably a little gay. wow! aren't you an expert! I was referring to your bogus theory of hair and deep massage and the level of comfort- which is simply a complete bullshit. you see i am a massage therapist with 10 years of experience in sport and rehab work (about 25-30 1hr treatments a week for the past 8 years= roughly 10k massages). i worked in the past with some pros (like players from Oakland Raiders) and olympic athletes (members of US Ski team), as well with weekend warriors. fact of the matter is you can have a effective and good treatment with body hair- that's what biotone is for. more of the issue is long hair and neck-shoulder work, particularly implementing STR protocol. so what is your source of research?- please share, and enlighten uneducated masses (including myself)! I didnt see anywhere in your impressive resume, that I can only assume you have posted for the masses to swoon over, where you have worked with Pro cyclists. Nice use of technical lexi- also very cool. My sources include documentaries of some of the classic races such as the Paris-Roubaix, back in the day of Eddy Merccx- when the cyclist were men (shorn legs and all), and you were probably just a snot-nosed little punk. Enlightened now Bitch? Why are you such an asshole?
  16. now your theory on hair and massage is a bunch of bullshit (to put it in mild terms) Don't sugar-coat it, asshole, just do your research and shut the fuck up. Most people do it now because they think it looks cool, with some accident-prone riders claiming cleaning the rash is easier. Both are true to some degree, but if you look back at the old-school elite riders, comfy massage was a big factor. If you truly want to discuss why your weekend warrior cyclists are doing it today, it's because everyone else is doing it, and they are probably a little gay.
  17. Its partially to mitigate against road rash and infection, but primarily done because really good cyclists have massage therapist that would otherwise friction the hair out of the follicle. Have you ever had a good, deep tissue massage done on your hairy legs? Most of the ghey cyclists in Seattle dont have personal masseuses. They do it because they are ghey.
  18. You must be a big laurie garrett fan
  19. Greta

    Good day

    didnt even have to use my AK
  20. Greta

    666 pages of spray

    ...cholera, corn in your teeth....
  21. Greta

    666 pages of spray

    Ive never understood this con. Are you tossing salad down there or are those titties swaying back and forth? Im guessing the former.
  22. Greta

    666 pages of spray

    ...and I'd say your just the pole-smoker for the j-o-b. Bring your skin flute and bonaphone. I hear Pink likes to jam No wonder you are so bitter woman - you don't understand the birds and the bees. Learn to love the cock. Alright you fucking moron. The name I post under is paying homage to a wonderful lady. I suspect that your subconscious had picked up on this a few posts ago, however, it is your latent homosexuality that has brought you to where you are today. If you persist at trying to lure me over to your "side", sir, I will be forced to call you out as the fag you are.
  23. Greta

    666 pages of spray

    ...and I'd say your just the pole-smoker for the j-o-b. Bring your skin flute and bonaphone. I hear Pink likes to jam
  24. Greta

    666 pages of spray

    I am here to help
  25. Greta

    666 pages of spray

    How many of these have been wasted on the postings of Dru, Pink, KB and the like?
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