Dirtyleaf

Want to get some alpine in before I start school next week. Enchantments area. I've got some ideas. You've got some ideas.

I got a screen to bring. It's super sexy.

It would make us look like saints. Well, almost.

Bring in a drum set. And bang on cymbals like a circus monkey.

Maybe we could have a diversion team of specialists dressed as "seattleite campers/Nascar fans" and create enough noise and ballyhoo to divert attention.

Super cool. Looks outstanding!

Cool. Thanks for the info. Been to the terrace more than a few times but as of yet to reach the summit.

Just whatever you do, do not break bottles in the firepits. That really gets em' pissed.

Hopefully (we) will all be drunk and offend as many of our fellows as possible. If this years ropeup is half the fun as last years good times will be had. I'll even add commentary to other people's slideshows.

Maybe you could sell it on ebay?

Yes. But this fine gentleman here has eight.

F'in spiders.

You could make $$ selling spider pics.

Honestly now, those are the coolest pictures of spiders and the bee I have ever seen. Especially the wolf spider.

It just goes to show...girlfriends are good for something!

Dude. Nice chopper.

P1 on gendarme i second what has already been said. P2: 15ft, solid fist jams feet and feet stacks than you've got a rest and the difficulties are done.

Nice pictures.

I'm gonna have to agree with Mr. Porter on this one. At least 2/3 of the pass should be in the photograph with some blood and F'ed up knees from multiple parties. I'm glad you survived the descent. It sounds bitchin.

Super duper badass! Those are 3 sick looking routes. Nice work.

I had no idea you smoked Camels. I thought for sure it would be Pall Mall's. Very nice bedroom.

Weak sauce. I hope they rot in hell and die.

Are you male of female?

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I (we) spent saturday testing our mettle on this untamed alpine hardman testpiece. I suffered a tweaked knee while attempting to jump across a gap and slipping at the same time while trying to avoid falling 7 feet headfirst onto a boulder. Water bottle in hand with yoghurt bars went flying everywhere. We should have aided this section but my hardman partner insisted we simul-solo this. His fault not mine. We met a couple who looked forlorn sitting on some rocks. I told them I had just peed on a goats head. (True story with picture proof) They told us they were lost. "Where are you guys headed?" Them: "The Enchantments" Me: (Looking upward then back at them) "Nice" Assguard Pass claims three more victims of its selfish chossy satanic desire. I'll be back Assguard. And next time I'll send hard.