Dechristo

In wasp country, I wear bells and carry pepper spray.

I resemble the Aflac duck

Oh, look! An internet terrorist from Minnesota! Sven Fuck-waddumb.

My condolences, but I'm glad to hear you've adjusted well to your mastectomy.

So that's the reason Ohio is known as "the Butt-eye State".

no, better evidence, it was an ambulance siren.

thought I heard police sirens...

sucker of farts from theatre seat cushions!

12. ...your actions show that you think the more you chalk your hands (while hanging on the rope), the more likely it is you'll send the next move.

Reverse mortgages are used increasingly by these folks to deal with the costs of in-home-care, etc.

senior citizens who own their own homes, on fixed incomes, often qualify as "poor".

In the beginning We could hang with the dude But it's been too much of nothing Of that stank attitude Now they curse your name And there's a bounty on your face It's your own fault daddy Godwhacker's on the case We track your almighty ass thru seven heaven worlds Me, Slinky Redfoot And our trusty Angel-girls And when the stars bleed out That be the fever of the chase You better get gone poppie Godwhacker's on the case Be very very quiet Clock everything you see Little things might matter later At the start of the end of history Climb up the glacier Across bridges of light We sniff you, Big Tiger In the forest of the night 'Cause there's no escape From the Rajahs of Erase Better run run run Godwhacker's on the case Be very, very quiet Clock everything you see Little things might matter later At the start of the end of history Yes we are the Godwhackers Who rip and chop and slice For crimes beyond imagining It's time to pay the price You better step back son Give the man some whacking space You know this might get messy GodWhacker's on the case

Remember when the days were long And rolled beneath a deep blue sky Didn't have a care in the world With mommy and daddy standin' by When happily ever after fails And we've been poisoned by these fairy tales The lawyers dwell on small details Since daddy had to fly But I know a place where we can go That's still untouched by man We'll sit and watch the clouds roll by And the tall grass wave in the wind You can lay your head back on the ground And let your hair fall all around me Offer up your best defense But this is the end This is the end of the innocence O beautiful, for spacious skies But now those skies are threatening They're beating plowshares into swords For this tired old man that we elected king Armchair warriors often fail And we've been poisoned by these fairy tales The lawyers clean up all details Since daddy had to lie But I know a place where we can go And wash away this sin We'll sit and watch the clouds roll by And the tall grass wave in the wind Just lay your head back on the ground And let your hair spill all around me Offer up your best defense But this is the end This is the end of the innocence [instrumental] Who knows how long this will last Now we've come so far, so fast But, somewhere back there in the dust That same small town in each of us I need to remember this So baby give me just one kiss And let me take a long last look Before we say good-bye Just lay your head back on the ground And let your hair fall all around me Offer up your best defense But this is the end This is the end of the innocence. oh, my, my...

smiley prince

So, V7, you're investigating the expansion of your infidelities to include married men. Isn't that nnnnnniiiiiiiiiiicccccccccccce!

some folks don't feel activities are fun and exciting unless they must do it on the sly. Peculiar how that works.

YOU did the upgrade and YOU didn't include a moodz smiley for AMOROUS??134

I found this site using "glistening with speach".

that'd be true only if you boast of superior eyesight, you ulcerous anus

Such premature ejaculation in this intercourse would not be prudent. As my friend from the Far East has advised, "best to see what happens after dee erection."

= Cabinet meetings to include Seances over Cheney's casket.

As a matter of fact, the seller says he got a salvage title on it as it was abandoned there since last New Year's.

I'm hip, down, and replete wit dat, bro-bra