Dechristo

we are Borg

I was partly correct: you'll be wearing a werewolf

MosterPosters

with your ass in a wolf's mouth?

you've watched too many movies

She looks like a real nut-buster

WUT CHEW SAYIN WILLITS!!!1134

Your avatar displays the emotion of its effectiveness.

you bought your right hand?

I'll strap on the opposite and we'll go as a healthy role model couple. Bring your other wife too. what if he doesn't want to?

My fifth grade teachers were intimidated by me. I wouldn't say they "hated" me, but they didn't like me for keeping them on their toes.

Most everyone is in someway or another an adult babysitter on my dollar, and on my time. I thought you weren't married?

On the contrary, I believe most people's capacity to love is very finite.

As a kid, I trick or treated as Frankenstein a few times...loved Boris Karloff's look. Last year I went as Gandalf. This year...hmmmm...maybe I'll just strap-on a box below my belt.

OK

OH! HE MEANT "SEAMSTRESS"!!!

sounds like a short jump

and leave one with quite the make-up job around the mouth

it costs big

I agree with the "enough work" aspect. I stayed and was monogamous with the same woman for 27 years. One thing for sure: in my case, the monogamous marriage arrangement provided for the most in-depth personal growth of my being. It was the perfect device to teach me some of the most profound lessons in life. Although that relationship has passed, and I am in the "prefer to be alone than to start over with a new one(s)" stage, I am thankful for the many doctorals I have received through that school. It was the concern for hurting others, the trashing of my conscience (I'm a terrible liar) and the probable negative financial repercussions that kept my fly zipped.

I show my humungous champion cock at Fairs and private parties

No, we'd be sinking the funds into energy independence with its indirect beneficial contribution to your cause.

I got fucked by a well-dressed trooperette last night for blowin' off a stop sign when entering the highway from a fuel station. There wasn't another vehicle in sight.