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Dechristo

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  1. Promise you'll give her more than one ring later... around the collar, around the tub, around the toilet. OWWWW! My wife just slapped me upside the head and gave me a ringin' in my ears.
  2. A simple equitable solution: he keeps her dowry.
  3. The custom of wearing a ring is that of wearing someone else's ring. It signifies a bond to the owner... historically, it is not a gift. If one wishes to break the bond to the owner, be it man, club, pope, or king, they return the symbol of the bond to the owner. Unless, you want to break it off in his ass... then, you sell the ring and hire a brute squad.
  4. you mean like sex ooolaalaa Sexula. That's therapeutic sex involving spatulas.
  5. Interesting job you have there. Esspecially, in light of the context of the thread "Sufferfest".
  6. Some of it is. However, there is, no doubt, a reciprocal number of people who write-off all of the data as "liberal hogwash". Wherever people and money are involved, there is bias. The argument is not as much about data as about causes. One study suggested that the greenhouse gases emitted during the eruption of Mt. Pinatubo (sp?) in the Philipines surpassed the entirety of all affects by humans since the Industrial Revolution. Yes.
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    Polly wants a crackhead!
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    Watch you don't get hooked by the beak, matey.
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    Ahhhhhh... I see now. "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" comes from when they used the wrong end of the parrot. Always wondered where that came from. It's a little known fact that pirates intentionally wiped against the feathers when they REALLY needed to "swab the deck". BAHWWWCK! Polly wants a cracker!
  10. Yes, the mountaineers of 10,000 years ago rued a similar prospect. Of course, at that time it was all those damn Wooly Mammoths and their stinking biogas that fucked the notion of a climatological static norm.
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    IT'S ALIVVVVVE!!!!
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    The RCMP spokesman courteously omitted devulgence of the discovery of the most extensive and elaborate collection of artificial vaginas (AV) and dummies ever confiscated in a law enforcement action. It appeared many of the AVs were of the suspect's own creation.
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    One should consult their gynecologist for this malady. Especially if this symptom is matched with the "bigger tail" mentioned earlier. I believe this presentation belongs to proctology. ...unless the appendage belongs to the little man in the boat.
  15. the monosyllabicly challenged
  16. Only due to access/remoteness. What's your planned route on the peak and approach? How long in the area? There's a number of climbs I'd like to do in that area of the range - one a five to six pitch ice/mixed. A spectacularly beautiful wilderness area.
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    One should consult their gynecologist for this malady.
  18. Hock the ring, then she can pay to take out the ads and have total creativity in where and how to expose the blaggard.
  19. And just how did she discover his involvment in the online dating service? Could it be she was there covertly herself? HMMMMM???
  20. Did Rumr play the part of "Bob" in Fight Club?
  21. Perhaps he's the AV and/or dummy. Poor wittle Saddamy.
  22. that's not a someone, that's a cc.com verminological exactitude.
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