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herpes?

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...so Moses, Elijah, and Isaiah go into a kosher strip club...

D.E.C.H.R.I.S.T.O.: Dreamy Expert Capably Hungering for Rapturous Indulgence and Sensual, Thrilling Orgasms N.O.S.T.R.A.D.A.M.U.: Nocturnal Outstanding Stud Tirelessly Rendering Arousing, Delightful Affection and Matchless Undulation D.I.C.K.H.E.A.D.: Dreamy Individual Capably Keen on Hot Embraces and Arousing Delights P.I.N.D.I.C.K.: Playful Individual Needing Delights and Intense, Carnal Kisses L.I.M.P.M.E.M.B.E.R.: Luscious Ideal Man Pleasingly Made for Erotic, Matchless Backrubs and Enticing Recreation O.N.A.N.I.Z.E.R.: Outstanding Nocturnal Adonis Needing Intense Zeniths and Erotic Recreation S.Q.U.A.T.T.O.P.I.S.: Sexy Qualified Unit Adeptly Trained for Thrilling Orgasms and Passionate, Intense Stimulation

I believe he was referring to this mechanism.

I think your approach to conflict mitigation is appropriate for parties that are willing to negotiate in "good faith" (take the pun if you want it) and, as you stipulated, amenable to respect for each other. The impasse in this conflict is at a level foundational to "good faith" and respect.

I, and the editors of the "Women's Under-Garments" section of the catalog, are deeply offended.

"Come thit onna maya lap, thonny... did I menshun ahm from Boulder?

and reeking of alcohol

calm down & take your medicine.

whoa... Sears and Roebuck, Ivy league. I got my larnin' from a community college Monkey Wards.

and please, PLEASE, no cartoons offending Boulderites.

Oly's "Roadside Sobriety Test" preparatory class.

Invincibility applies only to muslim coyotes.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4715044.stm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/4711318.stm

no doubt, what with Canada *DELETED*

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4714574.stm

OMFG! Who the phuhck deleted Canada??? ...and now, where will I get my maple syrple?

would have been better if he hadn't been using depleted uranium pellets.

Certain issues of National Geographic made forbidden to the young create pathologies. I've been healed via Bonobo group "therapy".

da man's got da jungle feevah

would you like to touch my monkey?

Bonobos hate being called "monkeys".

Cobra, are you really doing stuff with artificial insemination of bonobo?