Dechristo

anybody comes in here and the thread eats lead.

...no, I've changed my mind, it's gotta be a satellite hook-up..

I'm holding this thread hostage until somebody gets me DSL.

This is a great thread... ...for me to poop on!

CBS wants just the facts, ma'am.

wtf is that? Is it dirty? should I be gettin' aggro?

this thread is so yore

correction:

City's breaking down on a camel's back. They just have to go cos they dont hold back So all you fill the streets it's appealing to see You wont get out the county, 'cos you're bad and free You've got a new horizon It's ephermal style. A melancholy town where we never smile. And all I wanna hear is the message beep. My dreams, they've got to kiss, because I dont get sleep, no.. Windmill, Windmill for the land. Learn forever hand in hand Take it all in on your stride It is sticking, falling down Love forever love is free Let's turn forever you and me Windmill, windmill for the land Is everybody in? Laughing gas these hazmats, fast cats, Lining them up-a like ass cracks, Ladies, homies, at the track its my chocolate attack. Shit, I'm stepping in the heart of this here Care bear bumping in the heart of this here watch me as I gravitate hahahahahahaa. Yo, we gonna go ghost town, this motown, with yo sound you're in the place you gonna bite the dust Cant fight with us With yo sound you kill the INC. so dont stop, get it, get it until you're cheddar header. Yo, watch the way I navigate Windmill, Windmill for the land. Learn forever hand in hand Take it all in on your stride It is sticking, falling down Love forever love is free Let's turn forever you and me Windmill, windmill for the land Is everybody in? Dont stop, get it, get it we are your captains in it steady, watch me navigate, ahahahahahhaa. Dont stop, get it, get it we are your captains in it steady, watch me navigate

They are preparing one for you, now.

Where's the ADA compliance here? I want modem ramps for those on dial-up.

HELLO

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond I want a girl who knows whats best I want a girl with shoes that cut And eyes that burn like cigarettes I want a girl with the right allocation Whos fast, and thorough, and sharp as a tack Shes playing with her jewelry, shes putting up her hair Shes touring the facility and picking up slack I want a girl with a short skirt, And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong jacket I want a girl who gets up early I want a girl who stays up late I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity Who uses a machetti to cut through red tape With fingernails that shine like justice And a voice that is dark like tinted glass She is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack Shes touring the facility and picking up slack I want a girl with a short skirt, And a long, long jacket Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana I want a girl with a smooth liquidation I want a girl with good dividends At citi bank we will meet accidentally Well start to talk when she borrows my pen She wants a car with a cup holder arm rest She wants a car that will get her there Shes changing her name from kiddy to karen Shes trading her mg for a white chrysler le barron I want a girl with a short skirt, And a Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong Jacket Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

That's what we need: 24/7 of Barney crooning "I love you, you love me".

doesn't sound like safe sex

My buddies didn't die face down in the muck just so some draft-dodger could wag his boney finger in the face of Chris Wallace!

It does! It does? Plead the Fifth, STFU, and stop incriminating yourself.

can we put up a fence or somethin?

geez, Oly, did ya really need ta call him a ballerina? You feckin fascist

***The moderator has determined all further forms of fawning literary fellatio pertinent to this thread shall be performed via PM ***

I must be forthright; I gave it to Oly in appreciation of bivy favors.

you saying we're bitter? We are byters.

CJ, you're a fine girl; what a good wife you would be, but my life, my lover, my lady is the sprea (that's the plural of "spray", FAG!).

I soloed it and built a cairn on the summit with a can of Dinty Moore topped with a steamin' pile. Did you find it palatable?