Dechristo

Pumping ethyl not as attractive as it once was?

astroturf merkins are the rage

I know I am but what are you?

only 49% come from the factory with joystick.

it won't be tomorrow, it'll be the next moment.

I recall a credible threat to BenGay his Freshette.

maybe free syringes could've saved them from the reprobatitive, self-destructive, criminal behaviors supporting their addictions. My opinion in this is formed from purely anecdotal evidence.

depends on your perception/definition

Uvula LeBre

It's a great show for those, as I, that perceive human bodies (or any "living" object) as biological machines. It's interesting gaining insight to how machines work.

Those were lyin'back-ers

so i guess you get turned on when somebody uses a word normally used to describe your movies. If "donkey-dick" had been in the same sentence he'd be buying a new keyboard.

were they a little rough on the trim?

you're #2

honestly, ...there is a town named 'Till-I-Cum?

'cept the anus Kevbone plopped from.

-you, ya big, dumb canuck!

reminds me of a Carlin routine

fuckin' guy... you always come in late, drunk, and hollerin' just 'cause you're havin' a good time in your sloppy inebriated stupor and think everybody else should be partyin', too; tryin' to wake everybody-in-da-house-up with yer yellin' and stompin' and knockin' shit on da floor you inconsiderate fuck! Sorry i missed it. I got home a couple hours after you.

...paging Kevbone...

Yeah, but we'd have to deal with more shits like you. DeC, this is your best post ever. I am going to use this line whenever the subject of anal sex comes up (except during offers, that would be unconstructive). I can't take credit. Kevbone's Mom told it to me.

what did you expectorate?

So is it lower or reduced gas prices that's giving some the "O" face? or is it simply proximity to the pump?

If they lower the gas prices traffic will block viewing of them.

Terrierist in his/her spiderhole needing help: