Dechristo

oh... I forgot to mention that this beautiful woman from the Czech Republic approached me between sets and whispered in my ear with her exotic accent, "vy don't chew chustask me to giffew head?"

c'mon, you've got the cush admin job with keys to the uber-plush upper management moderator house. Stocked fridge, keg fridge, greenhouse with rope plants for innerocular pressure relief... why don't you just give me a paper cut and pour lemon juice on it while yer at it...

Imagine cocoa Imogene Coco

two gigs: one traditional jazz, one contemporary semi-alternative pop... ...both at breweries.

Bavarian woodcarvers!

What a horrible suggestion for his daughter's name. Show some respect will ya? It's perfectly normal to have a daughter's name reflect that of her father's. Probably oughta be "Tongueswab me poopdeckita" though...

Oh, the farmer's in the Dell the farmer's in the Dell

We, errr, sofa king wheat odd dead.

DeChristo, please report to the reeducation camp It's alright, must've been a hormonal fluctuation; I had just finished my labor on the birthing stool and was feeling protective of all Coprobones.

this is part of it

condemnations of another member for posts of inanity.

Pumping ethyl not as attractive as it once was?

astroturf merkins are the rage

I know I am but what are you?

only 49% come from the factory with joystick.

it won't be tomorrow, it'll be the next moment.

I recall a credible threat to BenGay his Freshette.

maybe free syringes could've saved them from the reprobatitive, self-destructive, criminal behaviors supporting their addictions. My opinion in this is formed from purely anecdotal evidence.

depends on your perception/definition

Uvula LeBre

It's a great show for those, as I, that perceive human bodies (or any "living" object) as biological machines. It's interesting gaining insight to how machines work.

Those were lyin'back-ers

so i guess you get turned on when somebody uses a word normally used to describe your movies. If "donkey-dick" had been in the same sentence he'd be buying a new keyboard.

were they a little rough on the trim?

you're #2