Dechristo

you VILL ahnsah ahhrr kveschjohns!

There's nothing more troubling than rationalization

The drummer in the group I played with tonight has this in his garage for road trips. He drives a WRX to the gigs.

be patient

and put 'em on MySpace

it didn't load first time around. that's the biggest home-made crack device I've seen. How much does the baby weigh and what is that it's holding?

what picture?

it wasn't too many decades ago, if you were driving in the American West, you had two choices only of music on the radio: Country and Western.

Mike King enlisted Syudla and I to help dissuade a party of 2-3 dozen Korean gumbies from attempting "a new route on Waddington". It worked, they were convinced, amazingly, to not try it and Mike flew them in to a different area. Still, when Mike was flying us back out, he informed us they had to medi-vac one of the party out with a severely broken femur. The leader of the Korean party had waited, inexplicably, a long time before radioing for help, like 36 hours, until internal blood loss rendered the injured party unconscious and vitals dropped to dangerous levels.

"which one is the piss bottle?"

geez, amazing how body mutilation migrated thoughout the world and backwards through time from there. dude, wtf, you can't spell "Custor's" name correctly?

"take the obvious descent gully"

the "serious indignation" troll

maybe your laptop needs some Viagra

...or, as a blind, deaf, mute wrote, "life is a daring adventure or nothing at all."

so, scale of massacre is irrelevant?

sounds like the "gas station diet rant"

the "outrage at the equipping of beginning climber with chalk and chalkbag" troll

the "my enemy's enemy is my friend" troll

the "hey, I'm dumber than a box of hammers and equate quantity with quality" troll

only after I've showered with Irish Spring

I only smell like I've risen from the dead

...and Kevbone has reported to procreate = de-evolution

if there is a God

you hope