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Dechristo

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  1. Dechristo

    Fenderfour

    Didn't Rob Zombie do a duet with Sinatra?
  2. Skeezix, did you wipe only once? You gotta slather that jewel 'till it's numb, sometimes, dependent on consistency of da poo.
  3. gonna take alot of loonies ta build it and I suppose it will be complete in time for the Olympics?
  4. Dechristo

    The Pirates

    plenty of viability among 'irates, though
  5. so there, sphinxy minxy
  6. Yeah, butt, I defined it. ...and
  7. I guess that makes you a literary boulderer
  8. oh, for the love of speach ...love the speach
  9. i_like_sun brown trout filets?
  10. Dechristo

    Infinite Bliss

    that was Miles Davis, not Buddha, you rube
  11. try the combo with Colombian oj. you might've been drinking arabica oj
  12. Dechristo

    Sick

    rubbed her ankle all over the lettuce, baby carrots, and roasted sunflower seeds
  13. Dechristo

    Sick

    it's feels better since she laid it in a salad bar
  14. explains why he's always rubbing his nose and putting things in his mouth
  15. So, Kevbone's not a woman, but only an ignorant part of one's anatomy?
  16. watch "Suspect Zero" and you might feel better
  17. Yes...I am dumb, therefore a female. rub toilet paper, daily, between the lobes of your brain
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    more spray

    You two could raise your sixteen-inch-love-children together.
  19. One night, this nasty group of fuckers were on my front porch, knocking HARD on my front door. I parted the curtains slightly and saw they all were brandishing :pagetop:s. My hand on the door knob ready to open it, I steeled myself, set my teeth on edge, and with my other hand ready, I flung open the door and pulled out my...
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    Pooping

    I'm amazed by the lack of knowledge of pipe bombs.
  21. It doesn't make sense does it? Why would a seemingly brilliant guy jeopardize his presidency by lying under oath about, what appears to be, such trivial matters? Would it be because he was a megalo-egomaniac and believed he could skillfully lie his way out of the situation just for fun inspite of the liabilities? No, I don't think so. Perhaps the man had become so inured by a lifetime of deceit that this pathology disallowed his telling of the truth in spite of the potential costs: disbarment and his presidency.
  22. Dechristo

    TORBOTO

    TORTURE TIME!!! Schuldtdoto-the-robot-that-tortures-people-with-interminable-links-to-crooksandliars/
  23. Yes, I suppose ingenious disingenuousness and obfuscation can be more entertaining and intellectually satisfying than simple denial of memory, but they are both employed with the same devious objective to obstruct the whole truth from seeing the light of day. Being a skillful liar gives the ego more strokes.
  24. Boardman and Tasker reportedly tested themselves and their hanging bivy gear in the same fashion.
  25. Dechristo

    Pooping

    Don't bag that behemoth, feed and clothe it, teach it some basic language skills, and raise it. Kevbone and Seahawks will have someone to play with when there's a discussion of any depth.
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